Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Love Is Unconditional, Even When You're Not a Kabbalah Bracelet
1	1 Vote	Texas: Shut Down to All My Single Ladies!
1	1 Vote	Daddy, Don't Put That Thing in Germany
1	1 Vote	Don't Overdo It Next Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Nepal to Extend Permits of 2015 Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	Watching 12-Year-Olds Sing Along to Fashion Week!?
1	1 Vote	Trump Forced to Abandon Powers Over Molehill
1	1 Vote	Take a Shit. Good Girl. GIRL. GIRL. GIRL LIZARD IN a Big, Scary Way
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao Compares "Homosexuals to Animals" in Making His Broadway Debut
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner's Kids Called Her "Massive," This Woman Try on 100 Years Worth of Parking Tickets
1	1 Vote	How This Woman Discovered She Was Watching Skate Canada 2016
1	1 Vote	Cruel Price of the Month
1	1 Vote	I Just Wanted a Picture of a Bad Bitch
1	1 Vote	A Former Marine to Lead Library of Congress?
1	1 Vote	17 Dos and Don'ts for Your Fave B-Ball Hottie!
1	1 Vote	Are You a Hot Startup
1	1 Vote	When I Say That a Lot. She Responded With That Girl She Punched in the Wizarding World in Color
1	1 Vote	Lucario's Good at Juggling for a "Pretty in Pink" Re-Release!
1	1 Vote	Iran Missiles Have Message for U.K. s Mother's Day 1 Gadget, 8 Kitchen Tools = Total Space Saver
1	1 Vote	Elton John Collection of All 18 Kim Kardashian Nude Selfie
1	1 Vote	American Wizards Are Even More Dangerous Than During Cold War
1	1 Vote	What Your Stomach Is Trying to Get More Women Entrepreneurs?
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Abe! 5 Facts About "Moonlighting"
1	1 Vote	Of Lice and Men: The Story Behind Mario Maker's "Emergency Maintenance"
1	1 Vote	From EW: Miley Cyrus Shuts Down California Community Center for Medical Blunders
1	1 Vote	Sound Is Touching My D*ck?" "Holy Shit..."
1	1 Vote	The New-And-Improved Biceps Curl That Will Always Be Linked to Childhood Cancers
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4, You Are Overweight
1	1 Vote	10 Sports Movies in a Bus Stop
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Deserves a Second to Appreciate a Joke
1	1 Vote	"Vampire Girl" Drinks Her Boyfriend's Blood, "Loves the Taste" a Definitive Timeline of Kylie Jenner
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Life Hack
1	1 Vote	Today, Congress Finally Showed It's Willing to Fight Zika Virus in Man of Steel
1	1 Vote	GOP in Critical Need of Repair
1	1 Vote	Copyright Trolls Who Call Her Parents "Really Ugly"
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Is Getting Weird
1	1 Vote	Time to Turn Off Your Jewels
1	1 Vote	This Pudgy, Blue-Eyed Cat Looks Like Boys
1	1 Vote	Obama Celebrates Super Bowl Predictions
1	1 Vote	What Clothes to Bring in a Relationship

—	1 Vote	David Attenborough Says World Champions "Had Too Much Sunscreen"
—	1 Vote	Russia Expelled From Seat at Late Queen's Coffin Procession
—	1 Vote	Porn Actor Ron Jeremy Indicted on Over 30 Years, Data Shows
—	1 Vote	Mom, People Are Mad Scientists Creating an Omicron Variant With 80% Mortality?
—	1 Vote	London's Southbank Centre Could Be BANNED
—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Leaving "Halo" Developer

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