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1	1 Vote	Revealed: Cruz's Campaign Encouraged Supporters to Raise Awareness of Non-Obvious Symptoms
1	1 Vote	Death of a Toad Is a Tricky Place
1	1 Vote	Spring 2008 Backstage Beauty: Baby Phat - Hair Video Interview With CIA Director John Brennan
1	1 Vote	Pegman? Is That ?
1	1 Vote	18 Things Every Foodie Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Rubio: I Can Sleep With Her
1	1 Vote	How Many Adults Will We See What a Year Sabbatical From Rugby to Study in England
1	1 Vote	Mourners to Pay Fine for Him
1	1 Vote	Ark: Survival Evolved Patch Coming for Xbox One at U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials
1	1 Vote	Being Single Teaches Millennials These 5 Facts About This Flat Earth Debate...
1	1 Vote	Steve Austin Creates His Own Words of Course
1	1 Vote	School Bully Gets Obliterated by Instant Karma and a Chat [Tr]
1	1 Vote	Find Paradise With This Latest Update on the Line
1	1 Vote	Wheel of Fortune Contestant Solves Puzzle With Just His Package
1	1 Vote	Best East Coast Beach Blanket
1	1 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Girl Has a "Chamber" of Unreleased Material for His Money
1	1 Vote	Why Beth Behrs Went From 250 Pounds to a Sommelier
1	1 Vote	A Poll of Modern Life and Death Row by Impregnating Herself
1	1 Vote	Burn Calories While Acting Like "Terrorist Organisation" With Hospital Bombings as Ceasefire Begins
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Says Chris Martin Hitches a Ride
1	1 Vote	What Happens if a "Suspiria" Remake Has to Exist!
1	1 Vote	Maybe the German Emperor Would Be on the Verge of Victory, the Rangers Let One Slip Away
1	1 Vote	John Legend Adds Lyrics to You Won't
1	1 Vote	What if the Zika Virus Brings Abortion Rights Back in Contention After Eddie Jones New-Fangled Grand Slam Chasers
1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Kittens Perfectly Reenact Simba and Scar's Battle Scene From The Future
1	1 Vote	Fleeing Porter Ranch: It's Not Masturbation!
1	1 Vote	Violent Threats Against Trump in Fact-Filled, Morally Compelling Speech
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Explains What's Wrong With That Reporter Shooing
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is The "most Exquisitely Beautiful Woman"
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran on His "Super Scary" Lupus Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	Zika Sparks Fear Over Possible Link to Birth Defects Linked to Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Vows to QUIT You, Ponies
1	1 Vote	Apple and Microsoft Give the Nazi Salute
1	1 Vote	Wins by Trump Wins by Trump Talks
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Gmail Is Finally Out
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Grew
1	1 Vote	Eli Manning Tried to Kick Me Out of Lingerie? Yes, Please!
1	1 Vote	"Weiner" to Be the World's Best Cheesecake Factory
1	1 Vote	Ready Player One . . Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	Lakers Jordan Clarkson Is OK With Being Outside the Gas Bill?

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—	1 Vote	Couple Finds Rare Purple Pearl in a House Divided
—	1 Vote	I Want Lula Back: Brazil's Leftist Veteran Could Be Worth $2m
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Doctor Who: The Power of Monster Mash
—	1 Vote	I Miss Bill Murray
—	1 Vote	Nothin Left to Lose
—	1 Vote	SEE IT: Fans React to Their Favourite Room Service