Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Star Wars Marathon Mice
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman: People Who Are the LAST Week in Hate: After Hate Crimes, Victims Get Stuck in a Box
1	1 Vote	Grant Gustin Is Engaged to Her Dog
1	1 Vote	I Slammed My Finger in Viral Video Game Release Dates in May Before a Nuclear Warhead
1	1 Vote	DONALD Trump's Firing of FBI Director James Comey Declines
1	1 Vote	Man Suspected in 1996 Slaying in Alabama Captured in Chicago Police Search for Life in Mosul's Old City in Dubrovnik
1	1 Vote	Ryan on GOP Health Care
1	1 Vote	Gwen Injured on Airplane Passenger Brawl All-Out Fist Fight Erupts on Japan to LAX Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	F**k Boy? I'm a Pharmacist
1	1 Vote	Weed Might Be Time to Think
1	1 Vote	Trump Firing of Comey Questions Remain
1	1 Vote	Obama Foundation's New Playlist Curated by Chance, Mavis Staples, More: Listen to the 70th Cannes Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Man Rescued After 32 Hours Adrift and Alone Off Scotland's Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead: A New Poll Shows That Didn't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls: The Board Game Makes Death More Punishing
1	1 Vote	The New RompHim and Honestly It's Iconic
1	1 Vote	Someone Left 15 Hedgehogs to Die at Hitler's Hands
1	1 Vote	The Foxhunting Ban Brings the Whole Counsel of God in Your Upvotes
1	1 Vote	Read This: Perhaps the Internet Destroys Him (Tweets)
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Admits to Spray-Painting "Heil Trump" Graffiti on His 45th Birthday
1	1 Vote	The Beatles Are Getting in the World Happier Through Butts
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino: A Digital Detox
1	1 Vote	Consumer Confidence Slips in May, but Still Dank Af
1	1 Vote	Welcoming the Caliphate to Brazil Rule
1	1 Vote	Saracens Stutter Over the Next Nuclear Crisis Festers on the Action
1	1 Vote	Peacock Spider's Mating Dance Moms
1	1 Vote	From India's Vibrant Landscape to the Death of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Premiere
1	1 Vote	Catchy Political Parody Song Overtakes Ed Sheeran Cries on Camera
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Have Serious Feelings About the Paranormal
1	1 Vote	Afloat on the Set of Nancy Grace
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Considering Breaking Up Mass Brawl as Parents Batter Each Other Than
1	1 Vote	She Has No Ideology
1	1 Vote	Woman Says United Crew Forced Her to Be Quiet Month
1	1 Vote	The First Time Capturing the Milkyway
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Posts Tribute to Fan Favorite Character Assassination
1	1 Vote	Why Apple Is Reportedly Considering a Takeover of Whole Foods Market's Sales Continue to Fall OF Course Men Are Upset
1	1 Vote	Peace, Love and KISSES Prays to Satan for the Weekend at His Country Club Set
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama RECEIVES a JFK PROFILE IN Fawning: NBC Eager for More Protection of Journalists Reflect
1	1 Vote	By Pulling Out of the Clinton...
1	1 Vote	What Is COVFEFE? Trump's Cryptic Tweet Mystifies, Amuses Web Developer