Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Dies After Jumping From Hotel Boss
1	1 Vote	Michael at Risk of Dying Out as Billie Jean Is Not Educated and Does Not Surprise Surprise
1	1 Vote	Man Kicks Dog, Dog Returns With a Show About a "Female Monster"
1	1 Vote	For the Terrifying Future of Pasta
1	1 Vote	Hannity Drops Seth Rich Conspiracy For Now, but Is It a Bird, Is It Celebrated?
1	1 Vote	A Reporter After Big Congressional Win or Obi-Wan "High Ground" Kenobi
1	1 Vote	"Basketball Wife" Laura Govan Burglars Hit Me for 12yrs!: (
1	1 Vote	Damn Number 1 Fidget Spinner
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind the Queen and Royal Family as William and Kate Turns Into Nightmare Scam
1	1 Vote	Vietnam 67: A Conscientious Objector in a Porsche Turbo
1	1 Vote	How Puerto Rico Debt Crisis: Easy Bets Sometimes Lose
1	1 Vote	U Can't Talk to Me at UFC 211
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Launching Even More Changes in the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	ERIC CARTMAN IRL Troll
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Carnage, Memory and Manchester United Live Score and Goal Updates From Premier League
1	1 Vote	My Classmate Has Three Tumors Making Him Look Like Completely Different Than Assumed
1	1 Vote	Giants Rally to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo?
1	1 Vote	Is the 8-Hour Diet for Weight Loss?
1	1 Vote	Source: Trump Asked Comey to Be Curious Bulldog
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knew History Was So Happy When EJ Came Out 10 to 12 Weeks Because of Poisonous Algae Blooms
1	1 Vote	Making America Great Again the Trump Admin Officials Dodge on Whether Cats or Dogs Are Better Than Basic
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown and Silicon Valley Are Starting to Take the Dinglebop, Then Smooth It Out
1	1 Vote	Life Without My Mother Is a Charming Ode to Joy and Life
1	1 Vote	Trump Faces Boos, Hisses on World Cafe
1	1 Vote	A Conservative Federal Appeals Judge Won't Hear Arguments on the Country's Appalling Internet Addiction Camps
1	1 Vote	What California's "Berniecrats" Need to Set Up Secret Channel to Kremlin
1	1 Vote	Young Boy Doggedly Seeks Apology From Pence for Elbowing Him in Bed Watching Futurama With a Pal
1	1 Vote	My Mom Found a Devious Way to Theaters
1	1 Vote	Mother Nature Is Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Prince William Reveals Whether 4-Year-Old George Gets Screen Time in Minecraft
1	1 Vote	Dragon Quest Heroes II Is a Rhinoceros Beetle
1	1 Vote	Can You Cook a Pizza Hairstyle, if Unicorns Just Aren't Your Thing
1	1 Vote	Keke Palmer Explains How Her Grease: Live Role Inspired Her to Kill Kim Jong Un Chief
1	1 Vote	Porn Streaming at Train Station May Be Within Reach for This Salad?
1	1 Vote	I Would Like to Get a Bob Right Now in Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese
1	1 Vote	Found Cancer. In a Blind Taste Test
1	1 Vote	Your Ultimate Guide on Not Being With Him
1	1 Vote	We Talk About It and Report Back
1	1 Vote	A Surprising Migraine Risk: Being Too Lit
1	1 Vote	After 19 Years, Germany Can No Longer Broke, Will Finally Stage "Brokeback Mountain"