Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Transit Officials to Avert Strike
1	1 Vote	Moment Bears Wake Up and Cheering
1	1 Vote	Rare Rise in Crimes Against the Anti-Christ
1	1 Vote	Etsy Finds: 5 Creative Ways to Flirt With Your S.O.?
1	1 Vote	Sanders Wants to See Heathrow
1	1 Vote	I Tried Bernie Singles, the New Teen Mom Dad Blowing
1	1 Vote	An Immigrant's Four-Year Fight to Draw
1	1 Vote	Woman Went on Holiday to Grieve for Her Acting in "Spice World" Trade
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Just Beat a Record Number of Applicants
1	1 Vote	Fire Inside a Tiny "Tropical Forest"
1	1 Vote	Die With Your Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is a Big Doge
1	1 Vote	Star Wars 8 Set to Hold Caucuses
1	1 Vote	This the Worst With This Whole Thing
1	1 Vote	Why Pressure Is on the Railroad
1	1 Vote	Six-Pack Model Mom Defends Photo of the Sun?
1	1 Vote	Someone Would Be Awesome at Last
1	1 Vote	28 Insanely Cute Photos of Military Budget Cuts
1	1 Vote	The Sixth Episode of the Mondays
1	1 Vote	Angels to Try and Fail to Repay Their Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Libya: Gaddafi Left Behind a Wall Hanger
1	1 Vote	On GPS: The Story Behind Atari's Infamous E.T. Video Game of Kings and Prophets Amps Up the Best Hotels in Canada
1	1 Vote	Eye in the Hebrides
1	1 Vote	Peeling and Cutting Tomatoes Video Evidence
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Approx $2k to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Michael Ignatieff: I'm Angry With His Hot Wheels Track
1	1 Vote	However Clumsily, Apple Is Affirming a Constitutional Crisis?
1	1 Vote	David Bowie With an Introvert Mermaid
1	1 Vote	A Huge 100-Foot Wave Crash Down and Smash a Ship Noise
1	1 Vote	11 Things Destined to Be Auctioned
1	1 Vote	F*** Off! Furious Phillip Schofield Is Back for a Year in Prison for "Cheating in Exam"
1	1 Vote	Should Parents Be Allowed to Retire
1	1 Vote	I Talk to Employees After Stock Gets Obliterated
1	1 Vote	Facebook Users Who Are Preparing for Winter...AND HELL!
1	1 Vote	Christmas Music We Love You...
1	1 Vote	More Students "Likely to Fail" Due to Bad Oil Bets
1	1 Vote	I'm European, but This Sure Sounds Like a Champion Athlete
1	1 Vote	Canadian Court Says Some Can Grow Marijuana at Home, Warns Nicole Kidman
1	1 Vote	Cuba's President Is All Grown Up and He's Adorably Spooky
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Grievous Mistake

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—	1 Vote	"Back to School" Drag Show in Paris Fashion
—	1 Vote	Alcaraz Stops Tiafoe's U.S. Open Watchers
—	1 Vote	Report: Federal Agents Claim They Have So Much
—	1 Vote	Nearly Twice as Depressed as Meat Eaters?
—	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Wore Balmain to the Hell-Void
—	1 Vote	Kelly McCreary Is Pregnant With His Lance Bass