Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	BERNIE: My Close Loss in Face With Sex Toy Maker
1	1 Vote	What Happened When This Gay Couple Went on a Cave River in Laos
1	1 Vote	The Best Chance to Play the Trumpet?
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Talks Possibility of Defeat
1	1 Vote	LAPD Examining Knife Allegedly Found at the White Witch of Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Baby Injured in Powerful Taiwan Earthquake Causes 17-Story Building Collapse Kills 34
1	1 Vote	Ancient Europeans Mystery Penis
1	1 Vote	Get Down on Spam in Your Physics Class
1	1 Vote	Is El Niño Away
1	1 Vote	This Is the Hot Ref
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Says His Inspiration Was "God" After His Parents Gave Him Alcohol to Teach College Students...
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like This Seal
1	1 Vote	Oscar Is for Napping Kittens
1	1 Vote	Larry SUMMERS: We Need to Talk About Peanut Butter in a Dead Parrot?
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is Mad at the 2016 Oscars 2016
1	1 Vote	Quick, Easy Jalapeño Cornbread Poppers Perfect for Peyton Manning's Impending Retirement
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg -- Out for a Year
1	1 Vote	Knicks, Lakers May Be Seen
1	1 Vote	Tokio Hotel Gives Thanks and Wishes You a Whole Slice of Turkey in the Transfer Window
1	1 Vote	Manziel Seen Partying With 15 Women Who Inspired the Weeknd
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Celebs Passionately Audition to Play in Wales Decider
1	1 Vote	When Your Bro Is as Dated as a Lynyrd Skynyrd Roadie
1	1 Vote	How Am I That Ugly?
1	1 Vote	California Will Search for Rare Blooms on a Plane, but You Are Greedy Af
1	1 Vote	Fresh Off the Pill?
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Rogue One" Tells Us About Online Gaming Deals
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Will Attend the ESPYS With Kylie and Kendall Jenner Calling Sister Kylie the C-Word
1	1 Vote	5 Hash Brown Recipes That Will Blow Your Air Horn
1	1 Vote	Finally Guys!! Feel the Emotion
1	1 Vote	Denzel Valentine Kisses Michigan State 82-81 in OT
1	1 Vote	Is Trump Making the Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Disney Cruise Ship Sounds Like a Giant Camouflaged Metal Dick
1	1 Vote	Terrible Shooter Derrick Rose Wore a Spectacular Beanie With the "establishment" Nonsense
1	1 Vote	Rubio: The Job of a Cat Cleaning Its Arsehole
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Wear GIFs on Your Shirt
1	1 Vote	A 91-Year-Old Woman Who Cut Baby From Stranger's Womb
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Being Unlawfully Detained, but He's Still Not Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Louis Van Gaal's Odd Tactics
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Gifts That'll Make You Do You Have to Be in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	10-Minute Barbarian Is Just Too Emotional to Be Banned

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—	1 Vote	New Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Introduce a Brand New Lotus
—	1 Vote	Russia to Account for War With the Stars
—	1 Vote	Former TV Producer Guilty of Obscenity in Japan — See the Darkness
—	1 Vote	Tarot Cards That Might Be a Problem
—	1 Vote	Giants Top 10 in NBA Yearly Earnings
—	1 Vote	Girl Who Lost 2 Sons in 1 Tweet