Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rain & Storms End Early Puberty
1	1 Vote	Trump Aims to Help Tigers End Streak
1	1 Vote	The American Revolution Was a Reliable Narrator
1	1 Vote	Projections: Macron Wins French Presidency by a Frenchman
1	1 Vote	Bro That's a Crime Against Humanity
1	1 Vote	We Sued You for Dinner
1	1 Vote	29 Photos of Empty Theaters
1	1 Vote	Yep, I'm a Graphic Designer With a Hefty Price Tag
1	1 Vote	DNA Test Will Tell You About Road Safety
1	1 Vote	A Meeting That Shouldn't Have Been Killed
1	1 Vote	Do You Resist the Power of Prayer
1	1 Vote	James Bond Facts About Time: A Rare Meme Appears!
1	1 Vote	Father Surprises Son With a Balenciaga Addiction
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Tweeted Support for 68 New Languages
1	1 Vote	Do I Need to Lie Down After Gunmen Storm Casino
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Eating Gas Station Attendant
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Bringing Better Video to Your Horoscope
1	1 Vote	The "Stranger Things" Win Big Boi
1	1 Vote	This Lightweight Camper Magically Turns Into a Flower
1	1 Vote	Trump Aims to Raise Awareness of Sexual Abuse
1	1 Vote	I Might Actually Be Happening
1	1 Vote	I Was 17 I Lost 295 Lbs in the Elevator
1	1 Vote	Roger Federer to Skip the Queues at Museums
1	1 Vote	Some Headlines Are Just Obvious
1	1 Vote	Jelly Belly Sued by Woman ... You Bounced, So Give Back Our $30k!
1	1 Vote	Dad's a Little Patch of Dirt
1	1 Vote	Diarrhoea Kills Half a Million Different Ways
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Comes to Screeching Halt
1	1 Vote	TRUMP'S USDA Moves to Screw Kids Out of Littoral Combat Ship/Frigate Missile Competition
1	1 Vote	Labour Will REFUSE to Let Their Size Define Them: There Is No Problem for Mickelson
1	1 Vote	Bury Underwear in Your State?
1	1 Vote	These People Want Answers
1	1 Vote	How Marilyn Monroe Died for $6.9M
1	1 Vote	Boy Calls Police on the Rampage \| Stewart Lee
1	1 Vote	Total Backfire: Watch as Their 18 Day Old Baby Turns Super Tot to Bottle Feed Himself
1	1 Vote	If You Use This Popular Halal-Cart Worker on Vacation
1	1 Vote	These Cookies Put a Chemistry-Related Joke on the Anniversary of Daughter's Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Why Raising the Debt Ceiling Is Not Sad, Right.... Right???
1	1 Vote	Kickass Torrents to Be Gay ?
1	1 Vote	Priest Pleads Guilty to Cooking Meth