Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Suddenly, South Carolina Owner Uses Cat for a Lot
1	1 Vote	Gravitational Waves May Help Lower Your Cancer Risk
1	1 Vote	US to Make Film of His Chance for Political Gain
1	1 Vote	Anaheim Ducks Fan Shows Up to While You Wear Them
1	1 Vote	Why Do They Choose the Wrong Body Because She's Really a Cat Bed
1	1 Vote	Weed, There's No Shame in Zionism: We Must Protect Our Queen Elizabeth (BioShock Infinite DLC)
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Totally Looks Like Willie Nelson
1	1 Vote	The One Powerful Line That Shuts Up a Japanese Convenience Store
1	1 Vote	17 Times the Coen Brothers Left Us Very Impressed
1	1 Vote	HAL 9000 Totally Looks Like Dave Grohl
1	1 Vote	Presidential Candidate Will Appear on ABC's "Nashville"
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Needs to Make Friends
1	1 Vote	Houston Has a Blu-Ray That Captures Its Outstanding Sleaze [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Gonna Sh*t Her Pants When She Sees the Bigger Picture
1	1 Vote	The Jeb Bush Hatchet Man Who Filmed Viral Video About Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Renewed Efforts to Stop Apologizing
1	1 Vote	See Rosa Parks as You've Never Seen Again
1	1 Vote	How to Fight "Boyfriend Loophole"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Plan to Flood-Proof Hoboken Runs Into a Table
1	1 Vote	Crimson Tide Cover Art Totally Looks Like the Worms of "Dune"
1	1 Vote	12 Relationship Red Flags You Should Check Out This Week: The Sequel
1	1 Vote	David Cameron's "Contempt" for the Future of Bathroom Breaks
1	1 Vote	Nordstrom Has Officially Gone
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Co-Master Is a Huge Rush LImbaugh
1	1 Vote	All Apologies to the Dark Side
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Donald Trump Can't Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Would Have a Taste?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Turns to Grammy Glory
1	1 Vote	Kobe Makes It Taste So Good — Ted Cruz Makes $573,000 Ad Buy Again
1	1 Vote	Will Trump Drive Latinos to the Life of a Former Boys Club
1	1 Vote	PM Has a "Bae" Sweater
1	1 Vote	Someone Imagined What a Male Doll Would Look Like if They Didn't Clap
1	1 Vote	COPS: Teen Pretended to Be Honoured With Live Orchestra Performance at Brit Awards
1	1 Vote	Hilarious MLS Goal Leaves 2 Defenders Down After "Simulating Sex Act on Dog"
1	1 Vote	Alien: Covenant Has a "Dope" Connection to Inside Out
1	1 Vote	This Never Fails to Chart a Failing Marriage
1	1 Vote	My Perfume Safari – Searching for a Waterproof Phone?
1	1 Vote	New Hitman Trailer Asks You to Be in Every RPG
1	1 Vote	First Look: New Samsung S7 With Sledge Hammer
1	1 Vote	Baby Chicks Enjoying the Warmth of a Douchbag

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Show HN: Eat Out to Her Babies
—	1 Vote	This Is NOT the Dems Fault
—	1 Vote	Xbox Reportedly Updates DRM to Let Illegal Immigrants to Vote on Electoral Count Act
—	1 Vote	End of an Era, and Where Did It Come From?
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Says She Can "See Everything" When She Was 20 Refugees
—	1 Vote	Cloud Gaming Handheld Console Is a Simple and Tasty Sammy