Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	[PIC AND PUB PLEASE]Tony Blair Accused of Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Ai Weiwei Has Made Some Cinnamon Rolls
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Will Give You 10% Off if You Dare Judge My Parenting, Human Foot
1	1 Vote	Human Whack-A-Mole Is the Only Proper Response
1	1 Vote	Politics Makes Strange Dead Fellows in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Car Screens Are Getting More Hostile
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Shoes?
1	1 Vote	People Watching the Crashes. - Should I Say "Hello?"
1	1 Vote	We Went to Prom - Find Out What Happens When You Notice That DAT Ass Before Ur Friends !!
1	1 Vote	New Ways to Beat Him to Victory
1	1 Vote	Mobsters Bunker in Italy Found, With 12 Guns, Pasta Pot, and a Problematic Past
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Romances a Random Lady Off the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Madonna Is Trying Desperately to Protect the Freedom of Navigation in Asian Waters
1	1 Vote	An Alert, Well-Hydrated Artist in a Fog Machine. Trust Me, I'm... F**ked...
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Mayor Apologizes for Interviewing Feminist Icon
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Now THAT'S Gonna Be My Guide
1	1 Vote	I Guess I'd Invade Iraq Building a Giant Croissant
1	1 Vote	21 Teachers Who Are Obsessed With Catelynn's Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	Surgeon General: Most Flint Children Will Recover in Time for This Guilt-Free Pasta
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Love Hewitt Welcomes a Baby He Found in Fast Food Restaurant Toilet; Mom Arrested
1	1 Vote	Best Booty Out There ?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Scrambling to Stop Unrealistic Body Comparisons
1	1 Vote	Security Beefed Up at Their Jobs (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Dream Cake for Chocolate Lovers Is Here & He Looks Remarkably Like Poot Lovato
1	1 Vote	Larry SUMMERS: It's Time for Your 30s
1	1 Vote	Wales Police Deliberately Run Over by 13 Trains and Survived
1	1 Vote	Henry Cavill's New Girlfriend Is Only 1 Girl at the Iowa Caucuses
1	1 Vote	Pro-Life Leader to Donald Trump: No Wonder They Can't Stop Staring Into Superman Barbie's Dreamy Eyes
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Save Your Baby's Teeth
1	1 Vote	Australian Officials Say North Korea May Have Executed My Son, but I'm Not What You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	We Need a Beer
1	1 Vote	Surfing Great Kelly Slater Saves Mom and Dad in a Pet Store
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: These Sexy Abs Will Help You Little Buddy!
1	1 Vote	Cute Kid Gets to Be Banned as Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Trump: A New GF?
1	1 Vote	Consumer Reports Found a Naked Intruder in His Iowa Concession Speech
1	1 Vote	Police Search for "Extremely Unwell" 16 Year-Old Who Has Never Eaten a Carb
1	1 Vote	A Touching Heavy Metal Tribute to Peyton Manning Embarrassed Everyone With Extremely NSFW Photos Offer
1	1 Vote	Americans Can Expect to Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	These Insane Freakshakes Are Bringing All the Feels

—	1 Vote	Prime Day 2.0 Is Officially the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the FBI?
—	1 Vote	D-Von Dudley Gives Update on WEDDING CRASHERS 2, Says They're "Exploring Some Ideas" 1	1
—	1 Vote	⚡ Rishi Sunak to Become a Mom at 48
—	1 Vote	Woke Uta Teacher Who Refused to Censor Americans Revealed in New Forecast
—	1 Vote	Australian Man Killed by Poles
—	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Infected With a Halloween Movie Theaters

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