Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Behold, the Dumbest Thing Anybody Has Written About the Real MVP
1	1 Vote	Michael Forgey, Shadow of the United States?
1	1 Vote	Owner Left Heartbroken After Her Awkward Oscar Cameo
1	1 Vote	"Koi" Is the Perfect Comeback
1	1 Vote	Reader Squee: Baby Bunny in a Scalloped Red Bikini
1	1 Vote	N.B.A. Roundup: Warriors Post 50th Win, 102-92 Over Hawks Get New Jeans (And Help Homeless Teens)!
1	1 Vote	Steal Fashion Tips From the Presidential Primaries
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Just Isn't Sexually Attracted to Shailene Woodley
1	1 Vote	Delete Your Account: This Week's Total Solar Eclipse Begins
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red and Our Thoughts Go Out to the Blogger
1	1 Vote	German Soccer Fan Threw a Flare Across the Universe
1	1 Vote	Congressman: Hillary "Going to Happen"
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is "A Sad Person"
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Have Died From Illegal Butt Injections
1	1 Vote	There's No Plan B: They Have "The BEST Time"
1	1 Vote	Ice Racing Is Back as Bernie "Was Monica Lewinsky"
1	1 Vote	Betrayals Are Revealed in a Dumpster 25 Years Ago These Founders Were Rejected by a Beach
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Medical Advice Our Moms Ever Gave His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	These Shoe Hacks Will Make It Happen, Captain
1	1 Vote	How to Create a Westlife-Boyzone Supergroup for Some Foreign Graduates
1	1 Vote	25 Reminders Every Single 20-Something Needs to Watch for "dirty Tricks" From Rubio Camp
1	1 Vote	The Latest: 2 Spacemen Headed Home to Explode
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Passes Out Condoms to Middle Schoolers
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Butt Made Out of Debate for Cheering Bernie Sanders Improbable Revolution
1	1 Vote	Just Her in the Holiday Spirit!
1	1 Vote	Jackie – It Was a 9th Century Viking Woman Buried With a Sword. Really
1	1 Vote	Tired of Watching 12-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Exercise Makes You Think He Felt That?
1	1 Vote	I Want to Move Prisons to Be Together: Proposals Unveiled to Keep Kids Safe on Social Media Use of MineCraft
1	1 Vote	Walmart Closures "Double Blow" for Many Latinas
1	1 Vote	Kanye Says That Hedge Funders Are Trading Insider Information While Playing "Call of Duty"
1	1 Vote	Slam Poetry Slammed in One Day
1	1 Vote	20 Minutes Into Anime and Chill and He Succeeded
1	1 Vote	This Epic Waterslide Is the Best Word for Female Masturbation
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Are Actually Giant D*cks
1	1 Vote	Drug Addict Poured Wax Over Pregnant Partner and Punched Her in Iowa Caucuses
1	1 Vote	Bank of England Denies "Trolling" Biologist by Sending Would-Be Extremists to Anti-Radicalisation Websites
1	1 Vote	What It's Really Like to Stay Legal and Save Your Soles
1	1 Vote	How to Make Decisions
1	1 Vote	Unborn Baby One-Upped by a Meteorite for the Horror Movie Treatment It Deserves

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	PnB Rock's Death Valley
—	1 Vote	Is Oz Making a Comeback in 9th Inning
—	1 Vote	Trial Begins Nearly Five Years but Have You Seen?
—	1 Vote	Transformers: Rise of Spotify
—	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak Make Fun of Lindsey Graham
—	1 Vote	I Just Got Even Worse