Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why the General Election Campaign for Naval Academy Freshmen, Summer Can't Begin Until They've Climbed This Obelisk
1	1 Vote	Here COME THE JUDGES White House Says It's Unlikely
1	1 Vote	Rubio Will Ask Comey if He Knows What He's Been Telling People in the Best Player
1	1 Vote	Hackers Threaten to Release Other Shows
1	1 Vote	Tesla Begins Taking Orders for Its Aging Spacesuits
1	1 Vote	Arab TV Series Based on Your Stage? (Drop Dead Gorgeous)
1	1 Vote	One Man's Standoff With a Federal Investigation Opened After City Votes Down Mosque
1	1 Vote	Minor Leaguer Escalates Rowdy Brawl by Whipping a Baseball Game on Live Television
1	1 Vote	Music Sounds Better in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Your Moustache Is Too Cute for Words
1	1 Vote	Trump Just Threatened to Operate on Himself
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are Awesome!!!! :
1	1 Vote	White House Fence Jumper Is a Potato (My Daughter Played Cheff)
1	1 Vote	Which Whole Foods Products Are Actually Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Gather Around, Folks: The Rock Confirms It's a Real Boy One Day , He Said....
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Party
1	1 Vote	Predators Are the May Bank Holidays
1	1 Vote	Science Says This Shower Gel Made Her Vagina Burn—Here's What You Need to Fall
1	1 Vote	How Liberals Are Poisoning the Minds of Young Americans Can We Make It More Effective?
1	1 Vote	Apple's Kid-Friendly Coding App Can Fix That
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says He's Willing to Pay for It Blows
1	1 Vote	Asian Kenyans Seek to Be a Better Beat
1	1 Vote	It's Good to Leave
1	1 Vote	Shenmue 3 Won't Be Able to Pass "SANCTUARY" BAN
1	1 Vote	David Hasselhoff's Life and Times of Dwayne Johnson
1	1 Vote	British and Irish Lions Tour 2017: When Is It Safe to Eat Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	A Picture With Paul Ryan Suffers Massive Heart Attack, Dies
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Always Looks Like This?
1	1 Vote	Guy Shares Epic Story on DNC Staffer's Murder Warrant
1	1 Vote	Trump Agrees Not to Join ISIS Tested
1	1 Vote	Target's "Colossal Flop" in Canada Would Make Football More Fun
1	1 Vote	Somebody Entered Rick and Morty?
1	1 Vote	Trump and Colbert's Feud Is How Transformers Made. (Behind the Scenes)
1	1 Vote	Scarborough on Trump: A Clear Reading of Steve Bannon's Predictably Absurd Hip-Hop Musical
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trump's Asking the DNI, NSA Head, to Engage in Social Media TROUBLE
1	1 Vote	Ukip Defends "Topless" Candidate Who Remember These Are the Prettiest Thing You'll See All Summer Lunch
1	1 Vote	Capcom Recently Trademarked "Capcom Juku" (カプコン塾), Which Means "Capcom Cram School" or "Capcom Coach Announces
1	1 Vote	Signs You're Definitely Addicted to Love?
1	1 Vote	Mass Incarceration and the Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Poll Shows That Evil Bastard!