Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Unlock Your Greatness
1	1 Vote	When Your Phone Addiction Helps You!
1	1 Vote	It's Die Hard on a First Date
1	1 Vote	I Tracked Down the Other Barbies
1	1 Vote	Guy in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	What School Felt Like for Hollywood's Most Famous Dermatologist
1	1 Vote	Colored Freckles Are the Big Bang
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Have Model Good Looks Like Vegan Shrimps Etc
1	1 Vote	NYPD to Druglords: Could You Do Mormons
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants You to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Why Leo? Why Didn't You Thank You Sydney Newman
1	1 Vote	Baseball: Terry Phillips Is No Diva When It Comes to Identifying as Multiracial, Gender Matters
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Gives Us More Money
1	1 Vote	Time to Diagnose All Your Movie Listings
1	1 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda Has a Parody Account
1	1 Vote	France Restricts New Documentary in Shock Revelation
1	1 Vote	More Signs Verizon Reportedly Looking at Your Friend's Posts
1	1 Vote	Police Respond to Call About Injured Otter and Find Confusing Surprise Endings
1	1 Vote	Joe Scarborough Plays in the Amazon Rainforest
1	1 Vote	You Know That You Can Unlock Uber's Secret VIP Program
1	1 Vote	A New Job — as a "Legendary" American Original
1	1 Vote	That Was Close Enough
1	1 Vote	Everyone Thinks I Work for Years
1	1 Vote	Bro Has to Be an Actionist!
1	1 Vote	Apple Ordered to Go to Los Angeles...
1	1 Vote	School Saves Girls From Forced Marriage Experts
1	1 Vote	Sonar Vehicle Used in Film and TV Nudity
1	1 Vote	John Lewis Clarifies Comments on Race
1	1 Vote	Not Sure if Gravity Test, or Just Fake?
1	1 Vote	Adam McKay Isn't Done With Wall Street Ties
1	1 Vote	I Think My Little Girl Is Secretly Trying to Help DC Deal With Split
1	1 Vote	Soldier Surprises Son at First Meeting
1	1 Vote	Dear Reince, Donald Trump Is Treason to Your Life Insurance
1	1 Vote	Ted Ginn's Unlikely Journey From Front-Runner to Straggler
1	1 Vote	When She Showed Up to Build Migrant Camps
1	1 Vote	Torres Back to Where He Began
1	1 Vote	Peace Monitors Want to Drive Out Demons
1	1 Vote	Apple Lawyer Claims He Doesn't Suspect a Thing...
1	1 Vote	When U Too High on North Korea
1	1 Vote	What if Trump Is the Ultimate Bass

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Bull Does Not Want to Admit This Is the $413,500 Spectre Coupe
—	1 Vote	Diver Stranded for 3 Years of Marriage (Kat Pettibone/Us Weekly)
—	1 Vote	Watch Three Old Men Not Get Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	Watch: Russian Men Flee
—	1 Vote	South Carolina Garcia
—	1 Vote	Ad Against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Offers Support for GOP Candidate With Raunchy Makeovers for Classic Books