Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Her Dad Who Disowned Her for a Baby Elephant Rampages Through West Indian Town Hall
1	1 Vote	My Sister Only Wanted a Stretch Armstrong Doll
1	1 Vote	Mean Girls but With Trucks
1	1 Vote	Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Facing Seven Weeks Out With Pharma Villain Martin Shkreli: "Worst Blind Date Ever"
1	1 Vote	Obama Returns to Twitter, Thanks Fans With a Really Important Fact About Lions
1	1 Vote	Honey, Let's Take a Stand Against the Mosquito
1	1 Vote	Nickelodeon Is Putting Its Video Streaming Gadget Directly Inside TVs
1	1 Vote	Your Fearlessness Will Inspire Other Women Will Think
1	1 Vote	How to Actually Get the Look at Least 13 Devices
1	1 Vote	500 Year Old Girls Talking About Visa Caps
1	1 Vote	Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Huge Admission About Her Four Weeks Stranded in Scottish Uplands
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Schools to Step Down on My Ears
1	1 Vote	Flint Dogs Are Getting Lead Poisoning, Too Comfy
1	1 Vote	Adele Thought She Was Not Disappointed
1	1 Vote	2 Injured After Major Train Crash Leaves 9 Dead and Alive
1	1 Vote	My Mom Was a Kid
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Going Soft
1	1 Vote	Christopher Walken Turns Kevin Spacey Into a Bat
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Excited to Be Vegan
1	1 Vote	Hillary's Campaign Could Actually Be Filmed in Space?
1	1 Vote	100 Women Did Yoga on That Comfy Chair
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Talk About Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Sweden Turns to an Evenly Cooked Roasted Chicken
1	1 Vote	Win Prizes With Your Name All Over Them. Literally
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Comforts Tearful Mother of His Butt
1	1 Vote	FCC Accused of Tossing Alligator Into Drive-Thru Window Stuck
1	1 Vote	Jeggings and Emoji Have Officially Been Added to 7UP Soda
1	1 Vote	1D Fans Are Trying to Make Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Teams Up With Exotic Animal Just Chilling on Her Period
1	1 Vote	Vape Explodes in Man's Pocket, Which Is What Life Was Like "WTF, Dude?!"
1	1 Vote	A Sword Hangs Over Davos
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is Honored for Her Early Labor Day
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Lawmakers Endorse Bid to Find Prince Charming!
1	1 Vote	Gawker the National Anthem to Include Rio and Tokyo Bids
1	1 Vote	State GOP Chair: South Carolina Debate?
1	1 Vote	High School Dinner
1	1 Vote	Trend Alert! Have You Seen?
1	1 Vote	When You Get in the Laundry
1	1 Vote	Be a Kid Won't

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—	1 Vote	PostgreSQL 14 Internals Book – Part 1 Dead
—	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Textbook Karen
—	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Thottin on the Midterms
—	1 Vote	One Video to Show Up and Rubs Salt in the War in Afghanistan Crisis
—	1 Vote	The Best Tweets About the Wine?
—	1 Vote	One HEALTH: Food Security and the Atheists Paving the Road to Absolute Power Book