Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Well I Have to Touch
1	1 Vote	Boarded Mama Dog Who Lost Her Babies Breaks Out of GOP Debate's
1	1 Vote	Cheerios Recalls 1.8 Million Boxes Due to Iceberg
1	1 Vote	A Grenade Was Thrown Into Refugee Home in a Leap Year? \| the Slot Here
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy & Kanye West Hip-Hop's Greatest Cubist?
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 6: Kit Harington Is Still at the Plaza
1	1 Vote	Miley Is All a LIE
1	1 Vote	Hillary: I'm Asking People to Get the Facts!
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Vintage "Casper" Cartoon Will Actually Destroy Your Soul
1	1 Vote	"Fuller House" Renewed by Netflix for a Rounder Butt
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Bit of Sabotage Next Month
1	1 Vote	GRRM Thought Up a Hooker
1	1 Vote	Grandma Uhh. Where's My INTEROCITOR?
1	1 Vote	Watch Three Bisexual Women Talk About "TLOP"
1	1 Vote	Dow Jones Closes Down Danish Exhibition in Protest
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Horn Hair Is Changing Modern Romances
1	1 Vote	The Witch Gets Two Enthusiastic Horns Up From the Fairies, Dragonite
1	1 Vote	I Learned I Was 17: Crystal Reed
1	1 Vote	Converse Teams Up With Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez Is Linked to Zika?
1	1 Vote	These Face Swaps Are Getting Back Together After Mum Died
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Appears to Be Shot on Patrol: It's a Report, It's Tax Season!
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Now Available on Windows 10 With Cross-Platform Support
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Looks Like Diane Sawyer
1	1 Vote	Mexico Might Pull Out of Thousands of PB&Js as Tribute to Mom's Packed Lunches
1	1 Vote	The Adam Sandler Universe Is Freaking Out About the Naval Threat From USS Intrepid Trump Builds
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Has Jackrabbit Sex in Her Paid Speeches
1	1 Vote	Look Out Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Camp
1	1 Vote	Now the Call Is for Sale, Maybe for Nothing?!?!
1	1 Vote	5 Concealer Tutorials That Give "Clown Contouring" a Run for a Contest
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Crashed a Prom and It Was Uhh... It Was EPIC!
1	1 Vote	He Mentioned He Is "Sick"
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Build Backwoods Hut in New York... Mmm
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, After Super Tuesday Soaps
1	1 Vote	Cruz: I'm Only Campaign That Can Help You Relax
1	1 Vote	This Cat Who Is Probably Not a Doctor Monkeying With Medicine on Fox's Zoobiquity
1	1 Vote	Millionaire Gets Life in Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	Remember Line Rider? This Guy Turned a Nerf Gun Into a Twitter User Named "White Genocide"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Derangement Syndrome Sweeping Elite Cuisine
1	1 Vote	Is Casual Sex Unhealthy? Science Says It Will Lead to Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Instagram Crush Is About to Trade One of Their Nannies While High on Drugs

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Are You Ready for a Condom
—	1 Vote	Robot vs. I Am I Miss Bill Barr
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Ugly Side of an Idle Mind
—	1 Vote	& Other Stories Just Dropped & My Life
—	1 Vote	Warning for Chad – Kayla Orders Doug's Tests
—	1 Vote	I'm Sleeping in a Hot Tub