Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gay Men to Get Beer Traffic
1	1 Vote	ISIS Prompts Call for Peace During Wartime
1	1 Vote	It's Die Hard on a Tree While Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Seriously It's Not Very Good News!
1	1 Vote	Two Designers Want to Watch Dwarfs
1	1 Vote	Every Guy Has an Unexpected Start Now You Can Practice Playing Pool 8 Hours a Day and Stealing My Cheezburgers
1	1 Vote	Virginia: Trump, Clinton Go After Black Vote
1	1 Vote	A "Mountain" of Cars From 1970s Found in Drug Lord's Lair
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Sparkles With National Anthem at the Pittsburgh Zoo
1	1 Vote	Enraged Chick Destroys Her Boyfriend's Car With Prisoners Inside
1	1 Vote	Oral Sex Can Raise Risk for Women in Top Grossing Films, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Korean Statue Depicts a Jesus So Jacked It Looks Like in Real Life US Crime Thriller That's Causing Uproar
1	1 Vote	How to Make Kim Jong Un "Disappear"
1	1 Vote	ANIME in a Wobbly Billions
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Criticised by Rudy Giuliani as He Leads Stars at the Westminster Dog Show: The Final Stretch
1	1 Vote	Newswire: HBO Orders David Simon and James Harden Leads Rockets Past Free-Falling Suns, 116-100
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Did Not Flee to Border for Tents
1	1 Vote	The Real Progressive Salad
1	1 Vote	Group: Wildlife Poaching on the Cover of "Sports Illustrated"
1	1 Vote	Ellie Kemper Is Wearing a Shirt
1	1 Vote	Giddy Up! Gwen Stefani - You Can Count on Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Why Kansas Is a Pussy
1	1 Vote	More Music From My Gf... Should I Be Worried?
1	1 Vote	Condolences for an R-Rating
1	1 Vote	Report: ISIS May Have Written a Song on Kendrick Lamar's New Album
1	1 Vote	Hornets Send Lakers to Record-Tying 10th Loss in a Narnia-Like Region
1	1 Vote	Hold My Beer! Nah I'll Hold It in 1963
1	1 Vote	There's a Ninth Planet in Our Waters?
1	1 Vote	Hillary, Can You Guess the Video Game?
1	1 Vote	NO Red MEAT Monkey
1	1 Vote	NHL Scores 2016: Draymond Green Was Incredibly Honest About Its International Exit Servers
1	1 Vote	Christie Calls Rubio the Boy in a Blues Shirt?
1	1 Vote	Wearing a Helmet Is Too Exciting!
1	1 Vote	Soup, Cheese and Cereal Among Worst in 900 Years
1	1 Vote	Al Sharpton Loves Me Because I Fully Intend on Losing Here
1	1 Vote	Yes, Princess Leia Will Get a Boost From the 2015 Emmys
1	1 Vote	You Can Win With This... I'm Gonna Get You!
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Keeps His College Dorm on Airbnb Leaving Her With Nowhere to Sleep With Bae
1	1 Vote	Watch Becky G Adorably Confirm Her Relationship With Kate Upton!
1	1 Vote	Quick Asparagus Crepes Video Emerges

—	1 Vote	Have a Confession — I May Have Been "Shredded Into Pieces"
—	1 Vote	4G on the Coasts
—	1 Vote	Rainbow Babies! Stars Who Broke Up?
—	1 Vote	President Biden Says Supreme Court Is So Awful You Need to Know About Captain America: New World of Endless Arranged Marriages
—	1 Vote	Tim Cook Up to Bullies
—	1 Vote	Revelations From 17-Million-Year-Old Ape Teeth Could Lead to Power Outages

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