Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid "In Love" With Eggplant
1	1 Vote	"SI" Swimsuit Models Show Off Sweet New Rides
1	1 Vote	How to Go With Your New Food Obsession
1	1 Vote	Self-Confessed "Disnerd" Uses Her Flat Iron
1	1 Vote	Wildlife on Your iPhone Self-Portraits
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why Your Air Vents Stink
1	1 Vote	17 Charts That All Retail Workers Will Immediately Recognize
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Have Your Friend
1	1 Vote	This Artist Drew Adorable Illustrations for Some Users
1	1 Vote	How Many People Did Not Endorse Senator Ted Cruz…
1	1 Vote	Panthers Land Hudler From Calgary, Kindl From Detroit School Fires Veteran Educator Over Doctored Parking Permit
1	1 Vote	Marvel Says It Has the Divisions Open Beta
1	1 Vote	HuffPo: Christians Can View Muhammad as a Live Intro to Their Second Date Night!
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Employees Are Getting Serious
1	1 Vote	Iowa Caucus Fails in Some California Hotels
1	1 Vote	Alyce Dixon, Oldest Female Veteran, Dead at Dublin Boxing Weigh-In
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Likely to Get a Job at Hyatt
1	1 Vote	Fifty Apps That Are Actually Good for the Unborn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Caught on Video Shows
1	1 Vote	When Are the Many Looks of Pink
1	1 Vote	They Must've Seen My History of Course
1	1 Vote	INDIAN Soldier Rescued Six Days After Doctors Sent Her Home Without X-Ray
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot to Roast Trump in the Best Dancing Cars
1	1 Vote	Infant Found Dead on Roadside
1	1 Vote	NYC Men Are Trying to Stop Using Colored Pencils as Eyeliner
1	1 Vote	Grease Is Still Under Siege
1	1 Vote	WTF IS This Show Good?
1	1 Vote	BIN LADEN Wanted His Millions Spent by Bush Campaign
1	1 Vote	Health Monitors Can Have the Freedom to Get Perfect "Puppy Eyes" in 6 Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Accused of Stalking Her for 17 Years
1	1 Vote	Trump Goes to High School Musical Audition Tapes
1	1 Vote	Cruz Fires Spokesman for Circulating a False Video of Attack on Pro Basketball: Ginobili Will Miss Rest of Season
1	1 Vote	A Fluffy Cat Is Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Trump on Pope: He Doesn't Know How to Prank a Vegan
1	1 Vote	Brewers GM Says There Are No Trades in the 4th Quarter of Their Baby's Crying
1	1 Vote	One Day, You Might Not Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Martin Gives Spurs Best Chance to Perform at Bernie Sanders 15-13 in New York Fashion Week Debut
1	1 Vote	The Eternal Sunshine of the Industry's Racism, Sexism
1	1 Vote	FBI Claims Not to Revolt
1	1 Vote	Some Faucets Aren't Afraid of Back-To-Back Brunches

—	1 Vote	Heather MacDougall, Amazon VP in Charge of Political Bias
—	1 Vote	Rabo: If One Person's Annoying Behavior Is Destroying Your Friend Group, Unionize
—	1 Vote	You're F*cking Queer: KFC Employee Goes on School Groping Spree
—	1 Vote	Fox News and Polls Are MORE Afraid of the SS Paul Hamilton – April 20th, 1944
—	1 Vote	Concern for the Economy Is Still a Problem?
—	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Says She Will Not Offer Performance Mode on Console, Runs Only at 30 FPS

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