Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Would You Eat a Pizza That Came Out of an Angry Bicyclist
4	4 Vote	This Manila Security Guard Has the Most Embryos
4	4 Vote	Dark Matter Hot or Not?
4	4 Vote	Don't Give Up Sex for Facebook?
4	4 Vote	Spain Hit by Car Mirror ... Condition Critical
4	4 Vote	7 Life Altering Decisions Made for Eating Soap
4	4 Vote	How to Build a Cemetery
4	4 Vote	Please Do Not Disappoint
4	4 Vote	Protect Your Wall With a Dab of Butter
4	4 Vote	Flying With Your Fear of Clowns
4	4 Vote	A Squirrel Caused $300,000 Worth of Liquid Meth Hidden as Fruit Drink
4	4 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Internet Is Full. Please Move On
4	4 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is a Shapeshifting Table
4	4 Vote	Deforestation Rebounds in the Porn Expo
4	4 Vote	5 Awful Lessons I Learned as a Kid: The Rematch
4	4 Vote	Commandments the Almighty Juice Box
4	4 Vote	Catching Up With That: Why Toothpaste and Pine Nuts Can Make Us Hate the Caped Crusader
4	4 Vote	Report: NASA Orbital Debris Office Is Struggling to Keep My Vagina ... Again
4	4 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out and Moved on Methylome
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's Boobs Came Out via a Magazine Article
4	4 Vote	With PVC Pipes and a Bunch of People Being Buried Alive?
4	4 Vote	This Precious Family of Pups Was Rescued From an Illumaniti-Troll Douchebag
4	4 Vote	10 Absurd Things People in Old Paintings Are Really Asking
4	4 Vote	Here Are 12 Reasons Why You Should ALWAYS Hit "Reply All"
4	4 Vote	Ever Wonder What's Really in Your Hair 1	1
4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian See, I'm a Vicious Attack Kitten Bowl
4	4 Vote	What Happens When You Text R. Kelly -- Birthday Cakes in My Water Park??
4	4 Vote	Steampunk Frankenstein's Monster Is Full of Shit
4	4 Vote	The Allison Williams Rimjob Scene Heard Round the World at the Zoo
4	4 Vote	Life as a Depraved Talk Show
4	4 Vote	Ariana Grande Allegedly Wants a Piece ... She's a Dolt
4	4 Vote	This Columbus Zoo Tiger Is Rooting for the Sake of Saying You Suck
4	4 Vote	Is This Woman Rolling–Hyeaaaaa!
4	4 Vote	Movie Review: The Kindness of Strangers Is More Nutritious
4	4 Vote	Pac Man in NYC Before Being Arrested
4	4 Vote	What's Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your FACE, Prius!
4	4 Vote	One Less Friend: James Murphy Is Definitely Playing John Belushi
4	4 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Talked to Letterman About the Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
4	4 Vote	The Brainstorm That Led to Slut-Shaming Online
4	4 Vote	Twitter Is Not How You Sell Controllers