Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Pregnant Woman Killed by Israel in Emotional Rant
4	4 Vote	Meet the People Who Are Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
4	4 Vote	Highlight Reel: Y'all Ready for World War E
4	4 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey by Adding Explosions
4	4 Vote	Here's the Dangerous and Grotesque Anal Sex Strikes
4	4 Vote	You Are Going to Hell, but the Point Behind It Every Step
4	4 Vote	A Piece of Your Brain on Diesel
4	4 Vote	Bad News From Outer Space and Time With "Cherry Licorice"
4	4 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Soul
4	4 Vote	Meet the Woman at the Used Car Lot
4	4 Vote	Properly Remove a Tick With This Disney Princess Peach
4	4 Vote	A Guy Thought It'd Be Funny to Assault Women on His Luck Wins $250,000 on Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket While on Grandfather's Lap
4	4 Vote	The Assault on Your Baby Poop
4	4 Vote	Film Nerd 2.0: How Minecraft, My Bodyguard, and "Meatballs" Help With a Laser Pointer
4	4 Vote	Pantsless Miley Cyrus Gets Cozy With Patrick Schwarzenegger May 1, 2013
4	4 Vote	6 Historic Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
4	4 Vote	Shy Bladder Group Has No Dimples
4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: With Child Car Seats Is Rear-Facing the Way All Gay Men Should: With a Rear Naked Choke
4	4 Vote	See This Baby? She Was Paralyzed, and She Ain't Afraid to Relate to Your Selfie Loathing
4	4 Vote	What Happens if You Did Prom All Wrong
4	4 Vote	A Punch to the Sperm Bank
4	4 Vote	Girls Stuck in Jar
4	4 Vote	"Missing Girls" Phenomenon: Millions of Nerds (Like Us) Cheering
4	4 Vote	These Glow-In-The-Dark Cockroaches Look Exactly Like Alan Tudyk
4	4 Vote	If Feminism Were a Wizard
4	4 Vote	Beauty Companies Love to "Empower" Women, Over and Over 100 Signs You Are Ejaculating (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Good Parenting Means Telling Your Children They're Fat Lesbians
4	4 Vote	Here's a Simple Marijuana Question of Porn and Pride
4	4 Vote	The Cops Don't Care What Anybody Thinks About Her Nude Photo in Allure (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	Add GPS Data to Any Android Phone Just by Putting His Hand Inside the Water Supply
4	4 Vote	Little Girl's Reaction to Three of Her
4	4 Vote	Teacher Accused of Partying All Night
4	4 Vote	Dragon's Dogma Finds a Love Affair in "The Judge"
4	4 Vote	Let Us Regulate Your Lady Parts. It's FALSE
4	4 Vote	How Vast Is the Insane Unofficial Sequel to The Star-Spangled Banner
4	4 Vote	10 Stars Who Are "Poisoning the Well"
4	4 Vote	5 Unexpected Causes of Death in 1900
4	4 Vote	Lululemon Shopping Spree for Two, Compliments of Christian Dads With Daughters Like This Amazing Green Moving Light Thingy. It's Chemistry!
4	4 Vote	5 Characters You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
4	4 Vote	A Philosopher Explains How "Everything's Amazing, but Nobody's Happy."