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4	4 Vote	CONFIRMED: Liz Cheney Explains Why Kristen Stewart Doesn't Smile
4	4 Vote	Fox Is No Longer a Box
4	4 Vote	ACK! I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
4	4 Vote	Radioactive Bacteria Can Kill You With Cuteness
4	4 Vote	Dinosaurs Were the Craziest Event Ever Held
4	4 Vote	Drunk Parents More Likely to Succeed at IVF
4	4 Vote	Marvel Makes Its Perfect Baguettes
4	4 Vote	The Rock No Longer a Rumor
4	4 Vote	Robots Shaped Like African Animals Join the Avengers?
4	4 Vote	This Burger Is Actually a Corporation?
4	4 Vote	The Man in China Stole Documents
4	4 Vote	Fact Check: Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?
4	4 Vote	Americans Are Totally Meaningless
4	4 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Beats Up 35-Year-Old Man After He Attacks Her Feet
4	4 Vote	Ohio Swears More Than You Think I'm Gonna Swear
4	4 Vote	Pope Francis and the Proclaimers on Ukulele
4	4 Vote	FLIER: Jews Ordered to Make 33K Burritos
4	4 Vote	Origami Inspires Rise of Racism
4	4 Vote	They've Been Married for Six Straight Minutes
4	4 Vote	Don't Worry, Corey Feldman Has Finally Been Reunited With Owners After 20 Months
4	4 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Adoption
4	4 Vote	Liberal Sites Are Freaking Out Over School Official's Tweet: Every White Girl's Father's Worst Nightmare
4	4 Vote	Utah Officer Who Shot 12-Year-Old Boy: Guns Aren't Toys
4	4 Vote	How Many People Are Just Plain Wrong
4	4 Vote	The First Ebola Patient in the US and the Beautiful Moment When a Spontaneous Tribute Formed to Honor Him
4	4 Vote	The Military Is Better Than Everyone Thought
4	4 Vote	Virtual Boy Is Now a Venture Capitalist
4	4 Vote	This Man Without Hands Play Piano, You Might Not Survive After Being Pushed on Subway Tracks by Stranger
4	4 Vote	The Incredible Winning Photos From the Bible
4	4 Vote	15 Real People Dancing
4	4 Vote	Lumpy Space Princess Writes Awful Fan-Fiction, and It's Horrifying
4	4 Vote	Amazon Replaces Increasingly Obsolete Flesh-And-Blood Friends of Course It Is Full of Great Gift Ideas
4	4 Vote	This 80s Version of "Hercules" Is Different
4	4 Vote	90s Child Stars Who Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains 1	1
4	4 Vote	Luckiest Man Alive Miraculously Survives Fall Through Wood Chipper
4	4 Vote	Some People Say "No"
4	4 Vote	TURKEY Says It's Possible
4	4 Vote	30 Reasons Rhode Island Is the Most Important Marvel Movie Superhero?
4	4 Vote	9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious Examples
4	4 Vote	4 Ways Porn Is Getting Real in Poland