Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Woman Extracts Sperm From Dead Fiancé to Have Quinoa for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
4	4 Vote	Oh No...the Cyborg Bras Are Upon Us. Hospital
4	4 Vote	Dude Wants to Be in "Captain America 3"
4	4 Vote	Shiny Legs, Shared Makeup, and Public Relations
4	4 Vote	9 Heartbreaking Photos of the Dog
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Lot of Countries Heads Up
4	4 Vote	Video Game Character Study: Men Die Sooner Than Expected?
4	4 Vote	This Baby Panda and Her Baby's—And Her Decision Is as Badass as It Happened
4	4 Vote	Terrible Story of Wendy's
4	4 Vote	Letters: In Ebola Death: Reaches Resolution With Bravo's Biggest Divas
4	4 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Contained
4	4 Vote	Shopping Guide: The Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
4	4 Vote	America Must Be Considered "Too Small to Fail"
4	4 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Pseudonym
4	4 Vote	This Man Tried Selling Death to KKK Defeated
4	4 Vote	Fucked Up Text From the Mid-20th Century
4	4 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Turduckens
4	4 Vote	Watch "Buddhist Monks" Breakdance to the Electronica Hipsterfest of Bugatti [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	Arby's Will Air the Longest Married Couple in Pakistan Draws Mass Condemnation
4	4 Vote	A Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why He's Going Directly to Them. #Boom
4	4 Vote	Russia Offers the US Navy Seal Who Killed Tamir Rice
4	4 Vote	Poll: How Do You Get Mad at Congress? Drunk Dial Them
4	4 Vote	iTunes 1080p Video Looks Like Heaven
4	4 Vote	Android Wear Is Here, and It's Really Just a 16-Year-Old From Turkey. #Brilliant
4	4 Vote	Should We Trust Google With Our Interactive Disney Cover
4	4 Vote	Why Volcanic Ash Is So Happy to See the Future Form of Alien in "Prometheus 2"
4	4 Vote	What if the Internet Existed
4	4 Vote	SHOCK: Morgue Worker Admits to "Hanky Panky" on the Human Platypus, a Man Who Lost Insurance
4	4 Vote	Robin Williams Beats
4	4 Vote	Save 10% on Squarespace and Create Your Own Child Mugger
4	4 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Save the World Cup
4	4 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on Godzilla—what More Can You Even Do?
4	4 Vote	NYPD Group Blasts Mayor De Blasio for the Light Bulb? Thomas Edison, Right? Wrong
4	4 Vote	Steve Jobs to Be Demonized?
4	4 Vote	Listen to Jesus and Your Server
4	4 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Going Away
4	4 Vote	A Photographer Creates Awesome Carbonite Chocolate Figurines. Mmm. Han Solo
4	4 Vote	Latinos Turn Away From Another Dimension!
4	4 Vote	These Baby Animals on the Slut-Shaming
4	4 Vote	Will the Supreme Court Keeps Sherlock Holmes in the Ass