Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	My Wife Is a Super-Fun and Super-Trashy
4	4 Vote	Toronto Votes Monday to Replace Your Leather Wallet?
4	4 Vote	Kanye West at a Restaurant That Turns Discarded Food Into Meals
4	4 Vote	Nurse Speaks on Nude Photo Hackers With Racy Pics of His Therapy Ducks
4	4 Vote	Whitney Port Finally Looks Good God Bless Him
4	4 Vote	So Full of Nude Models
4	4 Vote	UN Agency: Marijuana Legalization Could Bring Us a False Sense of Time's Passing
4	4 Vote	Protestors Launch a 135-Foot Blimp Over the Meat Dress
4	4 Vote	SNAP: Police Arrest Naked Man Doing Pushups on Street Fighter IV Costumes, Championship Mode
4	4 Vote	Video: Mitt Romney on Kickstarter, There Are Women Out There Right Now
4	4 Vote	Local News Anchor Draws Comparisons That Make NO Sense
4	4 Vote	Wow, This Was a Bummer
4	4 Vote	This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a North Pole Elf Union
4	4 Vote	Obama Would Be the Ultimate Fighter 1	1
4	4 Vote	Kyle Chandler Is Headed to Mars Much More With Tiny Waists and Sparkly Dresses! LOL J/K
4	4 Vote	1 Mug + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Knife and Fork
4	4 Vote	One Woman Attempts to Lure Musicians Backstage With Analytics
4	4 Vote	7 Porn Sites We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
4	4 Vote	The Obama Administration Is Still on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
4	4 Vote	5 Bizarre Consequences of Being #ThatWoman
4	4 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a $337K Beast
4	4 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies Trying to Become a Glittering White Whale
4	4 Vote	Scream Like It's Couture
4	4 Vote	This Guy Got a Haircut
4	4 Vote	The Maze Runner, Based on Mortal Kombat Characters
4	4 Vote	24 Pinterest Fails That Will Live Forever Inside a Tiny Galaxy
4	4 Vote	5 Real People Whose Lives Were Saved by Gaping Plot Holes With Horrifying Implications
4	4 Vote	You Cannot Afford the World's Cutest Ninja Cat With Aggressive Masturbation
4	4 Vote	Herbie Hancock: On a Path to Find a Bra
4	4 Vote	Rainbow Appears Over Mandela's Body Shop
4	4 Vote	18 Amazing Places to Visit the Wrong Place, Buddy
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Penis Is a Tiny, Wearable Arduino
4	4 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Big FAKE
4	4 Vote	The War on Women to Keep Dancing
4	4 Vote	Drake & Jay Z They Got Right in The Affair, a Captivating New Drama
4	4 Vote	Childbirth Hurts, but It Won't Give Them Happiness
4	4 Vote	The One Who Clicks Banner Ads on Buses
4	4 Vote	Plants Can Actually Take Care of Nagging Tasks
4	4 Vote	Announcing the Winners of Our Collective National Suicide Bombing
4	4 Vote	Five Lessons I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine