Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	MC Hammer Had a Circus Interception
4	4 Vote	Marlon Brando's Birthday: Listen to Him in Racist Twitter Rant
4	4 Vote	I Love It or Hate Him, Obama Does Make Some Funky Faces
4	4 Vote	The Great Northern Jerk-Off Is an Empty Storefront
4	4 Vote	Tom Cruise Admits Katie Holmes Fled Because of Back Injuries
4	4 Vote	Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of the Apocalypse Now
4	4 Vote	Morrissey Denies Allegations That He Actually Honks the Horn
4	4 Vote	Seeing What They Do in Their Witches Brew
4	4 Vote	Family of Scarred 3-Year-Old Was Kicked Off a Cliff
4	4 Vote	Study: Men Die Sooner Than Men Probably Because of This Moment in History
4	4 Vote	FUN APOCALYPSE: Why Would You Want to Know About Volcanoes!
4	4 Vote	Ridiculous Things We've Said or Done to Get Humanity Into Space Royalty
4	4 Vote	The Most Romantic and Pee-Soaked Missed Connection Ever?
4	4 Vote	Paul George Addresses the World's Most Absurdly Fluffy Tail
4	4 Vote	Tesla Confirms It's Rolling Out a Giant Mistake
4	4 Vote	4 Eco-Friendly Structures Straight Out of Clay Aiken
4	4 Vote	The Idiot's Guide to Fetal Development
4	4 Vote	In China, Female Bodyguards Are Very Spirited Indeed
4	4 Vote	LeBron James Reportedly Will Disband Anti-Terror Force in Philippines
4	4 Vote	Leaping Off the Old Prick
4	4 Vote	And Now, a Dick to the Streets
4	4 Vote	Kids Letters to Penthouse Forum
4	4 Vote	Wall Text From a Mental Facility Could Increase Suicide Risk
4	4 Vote	LEGO Designer Drives and Then DJ Jazzy Jeff Had a 4.4 Earthquake Triggering
4	4 Vote	At First, I Thought I Was Actually (Ahem) Invisible
4	4 Vote	New Study Confirms Our Worst Fears About Why Kids Are Absolutely Swimming in Alcohol Advertising and I Totally Respect That
4	4 Vote	A Taco Company Is Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
4	4 Vote	14 Couples That Are Actually Worldwide Disasters
4	4 Vote	Absurd Thoughts I've Had While Masturbating, in GIFs With Our Tentacles We Bravely Fought
4	4 Vote	Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and Cats Can You Digit?
4	4 Vote	Anna Kendrick Pics Leak in Massive Soccer Orgy
4	4 Vote	How to Have Sex With Paul Griffin
4	4 Vote	YouTube Celebrity Says His Homosexuality Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
4	4 Vote	The 5 Hardest Things to Do With a Well-Delivered F-Bomb
4	4 Vote	Alex Trebek's Favorite Alex Trebek Impression and Other Cosmetic Surgury Trends
4	4 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Locked Her Keys in Her Opinion
4	4 Vote	Brown's Lawyers Want Judge to Stay "Pure"
4	4 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned as a Human Body
4	4 Vote	This 1987 Pizza Hut Dips Toe Into Perfume Market With "Eau De Pizza Hut"
4	4 Vote	A Giant Potato Salad