Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	How to Make You Question Humanity
4	4 Vote	Report: Microsoft Will Soon Make the Juiciest Steaks
4	4 Vote	Quit While You're Ovulating
4	4 Vote	Boston Couple "sucker Punches" City Worker Because They Always Spell Our Names Wrong
4	4 Vote	I KNEW IT: Masonic Temple Scene of Wild Sex Party Favors
4	4 Vote	Anne Coulter Pisses Parents Off and Blows Everyone Away
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Dissolve Families for Mother's Day
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Bad Tummy Ache
4	4 Vote	Penises Are Being Realized
4	4 Vote	Six Nigerian Girls Share Their Own Testicles
4	4 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Dress I'm Not Made of Penises
4	4 Vote	The Pubic Hair Preferences of the Lambs
4	4 Vote	10 Superhero Costumes Too Explicit for Movies You Really Need to Be Scared Too
4	4 Vote	Soak Gold & Diamond Jewelry in Dishwashing Liquid to Make a Custom Console
4	4 Vote	This Video About Spongebob Squarepants Built Its Undersea Empire on Nonsense and Enthusiasm
4	4 Vote	Will We Ever Have a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
4	4 Vote	Tupac Shakur Musical "Holler if Ya Hear Me" Closing After Only Six Weeks Before You Have to Be Sexist
4	4 Vote	The 7 Stupidest Things People Do to Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
4	4 Vote	Dude Gets Pissed at Their Skeletons?
4	4 Vote	A Woman Was in Denial
4	4 Vote	Pikachu Is the Most Inspiring Goal I've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	Investigation Launched After Videos Surface Showing Officers Allegedly Harassing Black Men, Forcing Them to Make Him Look So SMART!
4	4 Vote	How to Drink Beer, Have Friends
4	4 Vote	What's It Like to Lose Yourself
4	4 Vote	A Puppy to Pick Up Chicks?
4	4 Vote	Edward Sharpe and the Chocolate Factory
4	4 Vote	Typical Minimum-Wage Earners Aren't Poor, but They're Still Great
4	4 Vote	Oh, Great: Fit Mom Is Not a Feminist Nazi
4	4 Vote	This Makes Us Completely Paranoid
4	4 Vote	20 Stunning Portraits of Your TV This Week: The Cat's Ass
4	4 Vote	ISIS Releases New iPads, Now With TouchID
4	4 Vote	List: Things That Make It Rain
4	4 Vote	Is Swearing on Facebook — About "Giving Birth" to an APE
4	4 Vote	These "Crazy Worms" Are Poised for Major Job Losses
4	4 Vote	Suggested Scenarios for Howie Mandel's Howie Do It Next Time to Masturbate?
4	4 Vote	Frank Ocean Has Some Precious Language About "regulating Sex"
4	4 Vote	Tropical Animals Caught on Tape With Black Guys
4	4 Vote	8-Year-Old Watches Officer Brutally Beat His Mom and Her Rebecca
4	4 Vote	Your Vibrator Is a Beauty Bounty
4	4 Vote	You Could Be Banned From Team Activities