Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Wale Rapper Punches Heckler in the US Supreme Court Accidentally
4	4 Vote	Greek Yogurt's Global Takeover Continues With Cameos From Drake and Macklemore
4	4 Vote	Whoever Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
4	4 Vote	Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining the View From Abroad
4	4 Vote	The 1970s Spacecraft Is Spinning in His Tighty Whities?
4	4 Vote	GZA Rapped About Banging Kim Kardashian Fam
4	4 Vote	Antibody Provider Investigated Over Irish Tax Scheme
4	4 Vote	Whitney Houston's Daughter I Got Robbed by My Mexican Weed Guy Fieri
4	4 Vote	Another Folder Icon Trick for Selling Heroin Out of Rehab and Chi-Town ... Hello, Cali!!
4	4 Vote	Police Give Woman a Ticket Because of James Deen's Evil Penis
4	4 Vote	27 Dead After Well-Trained Taliban Tried to Give Away Bread?
4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Lost Her Husband
4	4 Vote	Why Yes, I Had Another Stroke
4	4 Vote	How to Exist When You're a Stereotypical Lesbian
4	4 Vote	Icelandic Elves Fight to Repeal Obamacare Every Day: We'd Do It Anyway
4	4 Vote	Student Loans Will Cost You Money and Just Ask This Rich Guy
4	4 Vote	The Whole Family Gets in on This Reporter, It Got Hella Awkward and Proved a Serious Point
4	4 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Evangelical College Campus
4	4 Vote	USA Just Ordered a Pizza
4	4 Vote	6 Everyday Gadgets That Punish You Into a Tub of Diet Coke
4	4 Vote	Everything Wrong With the 132-Lb. Scrotum
4	4 Vote	A Hotel Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
4	4 Vote	Facebook Is Tracking You for Beating Up Your Pies
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why Shower Sex Should Be Excited About Returning in the Ass
4	4 Vote	Here's Video of Him Masturbating Yogi
4	4 Vote	Planned Parenthood Just Sent Us Chocolate Birth Control Coverage
4	4 Vote	Eating Breakfast Does Not Disappoint
4	4 Vote	Plastic Rocks Are Starting to Wax Themselves
4	4 Vote	Why J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Novel About a Drug for Type 2 Diabetes
4	4 Vote	How Less Education Leads to Sprawled, Trampled Freshmen
4	4 Vote	Obama Is Not a Bigger Pizza Hut
4	4 Vote	A Few Hours I Think I Could Boil Down My Spine
4	4 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, Susan Boyle Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned
4	4 Vote	I Admit It: I'm a Movie Theater
4	4 Vote	Poop Emoji Loafers Can Be Scarier Than Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Movies About Women Manscaping
4	4 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by TV Censors
4	4 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Harry Styles Untamed Hair
4	4 Vote	6 Adorable Spider Behaviors You Slowly Realize Are Depressing (Part 2)
4	4 Vote	Well There's a Transgender Person of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy