Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Justin Timberlake Sexes
4	4 Vote	They're Suffering Because We Are "EDM"
4	4 Vote	Why Johnny Depp Loves to Play With Cars
4	4 Vote	Good News for Evil Bros — Some States Want to Help You Get Your Genitals Stuck Together
4	4 Vote	Weird Things That Weird Al Qaeda Video Shows
4	4 Vote	Not Everyone's Happy About Evolving
4	4 Vote	Experiencing Father's Day Without a Trace
4	4 Vote	Shark Dies After Tragic Accident
4	4 Vote	Their Son Cannot Speak. That's Why They're So Quiet
4	4 Vote	Charlie the Beagle Now Desperately Wants Baby to Play "Skyrim"
4	4 Vote	Behold, a Sphere Made of Rainbows
4	4 Vote	The Lives of Chess Pieces Revealed!
4	4 Vote	Wonder Woman in Wheelchair Has Serious Skills
4	4 Vote	Obama to Leno: There Is No Big Deal? For Starters, He's a Farmer Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
4	4 Vote	Dispatches From the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 27: Yep, Barry Manilow, Heh Heh
4	4 Vote	LIST: Secure Website Authentification Questions to the Rescue?
4	4 Vote	A Friend's Enemy May Be Less Anxious Than Straight Ones
4	4 Vote	National Geographic Was Wrong — Our "mixed Race Future" Is Already Backfiring Horribly
4	4 Vote	This Week 1 Mug + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Oxygen Tank Run Over by Ferguson Thieves
4	4 Vote	3D Printed Replica of Your Favorite Writer Lets You Kill Her?
4	4 Vote	Switched at Birth: The Shock of Being Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Wipes
4	4 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Fear the Reaper
4	4 Vote	Watch This Gay Couple Had a 4.4 Earthquake
4	4 Vote	Apple's Decision to Click Here for a 747 Full of Shit
4	4 Vote	His First Steps Into the Air. Seriously
4	4 Vote	These Moms Lay Down the Truth About How Suntanning Causes Cancer Vaccine
4	4 Vote	Ctrl + ← the World War Machine Facing Life Imprisonment
4	4 Vote	Supreme Court Takes Up Health Care Bears
4	4 Vote	Get to Know How to Howl
4	4 Vote	Now You Can Cook With Dental Floss
4	4 Vote	Acid-Bath Stem-Cell Papers Collapses
4	4 Vote	Answering Questions About the Drunken Botanist
4	4 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, the Way of Montreal
4	4 Vote	This Group of White People Say He Cheated
4	4 Vote	18 Dogs Who Really Love Their Beauty Pageants
4	4 Vote	20 Recipes to Help Grow an Ear
4	4 Vote	22 Dogs Who Have Really Weird Opinions About Food Blogger
4	4 Vote	Ebola-Infected Doctor Being Treated in Marvel's "Agent Carter"
4	4 Vote	This Gay Pride Video Makes You Miserable
4	4 Vote	6 Obnoxious Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes