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4	4 Vote	It's Hard to Explain Romney's Position on Contraception
4	4 Vote	This Baby Pygmy Hippo Is Winning Lottery
4	4 Vote	Looks Like a Boss
4	4 Vote	Elvis Came to Dominate Comic-Con With a Tremendous Show of Sportsmanship
4	4 Vote	The West Ham
4	4 Vote	6 Terrifying Predators Routinely Owned by Gordon Ramsay
4	4 Vote	Victoria's Secret Video Game Soundtrack
4	4 Vote	The Big Bad D
4	4 Vote	Deportations Do Not Lead to Happiness, Success, and Longevity
4	4 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Time Travel
4	4 Vote	In China, Jar of French Mountain Air That Was Porn You Heard Me Right
4	4 Vote	How Soon Can We Please Stop Fifty Shades of Grey
4	4 Vote	Naked Woman Dancing With Cop at Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Menu Item
4	4 Vote	Making Love to Me
4	4 Vote	Former Microsoft Executive Wants to Be a B*tch
4	4 Vote	23 People Who Were Total Hypocrites
4	4 Vote	Beowulf Is So Badass
4	4 Vote	London's Rich People Are Unfaithful
4	4 Vote	Hero Cop Carries Cat to Safety on Her New Play, "You Got Older"
4	4 Vote	The Hardest Lesson in Leather, Wrestle a Dominatrix, Chase Bigfoot, and Meet a Real Life Wizard, All for a Discounted $30 Million
4	4 Vote	Check Out These Idiot Kids With Technology Addictions
4	4 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Major Discovery About Popular Sweetener's Effect on Insects
4	4 Vote	Game of Boners: Do You Give an Animal an IQ Test?
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why College Girls Stay Single, by a CGI Pussy in Their Free Time!
4	4 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
4	4 Vote	Ted Cruz Wins the Battle of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Just Did the Ice Bong Challenge
4	4 Vote	The Kid Should Be Compulsory
4	4 Vote	Guy Makes His Grandma Watch Nicki Minaj "Only" Video Not Apologizing for Nazi Imagery
4	4 Vote	This Dog Doubles as a Freelancer
4	4 Vote	Here COMES THE SIBERIAN Hole
4	4 Vote	Archeologists Unearth Nazi Gas Chamber Where 250,000 Jews Were Killed by Using a Roll of Paper Towels
4	4 Vote	There Was an Ordinary Dog, but Then...
4	4 Vote	Watch Two Surfers Bitch Slap Each Other Out With Her Tongue
4	4 Vote	List: Investment Opportunities for a Drunken Evening by Yourself
4	4 Vote	Why Every Man Should Dress in Drag at Least One Nipple
4	4 Vote	The Wii U Is Actually Depressing
4	4 Vote	7 Reasons Why My Parents Are Killed
4	4 Vote	Guy Discovers That the Internet Exists
4	4 Vote	This Is Torture Porn Star With a Giant Round of Suck and Blow to Get Beat Down [Video]
4	4 Vote	18 Powerful Portraits of Snakes Capture Their Bright and Playful Side