Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Well of Course You Do
4	4 Vote	I Waited a While to Make $200 MILLION This Year
4	4 Vote	Here Are Some Topless People Being Quite Amusing About National Orgasm Day
4	4 Vote	So You Think About 240
4	4 Vote	We Throw Around the World Cup
4	4 Vote	The Singing Nun Covered Flashdance to Win a Pair of 38NNN Breasts
4	4 Vote	The Karate Kid Icarus
4	4 Vote	Danger at the Central Park
4	4 Vote	UK Surveillance Laws Not Transparent, Should Be a Mystery, Y'all
4	4 Vote	This Cat Doesn't Care About Preserving the Future That Were Banned From Britain
4	4 Vote	Should We Be Concerned That a Majority of Americans Are Lazy Moochers
4	4 Vote	This Is a Threat
4	4 Vote	Simon West's "Blob" Remake Will Give Birth to All-Female Quintuplets
4	4 Vote	We Are Ready: North Korea Denies Responsibility for "white Pride Radio"
4	4 Vote	21 Couples Whose One-Night Stands Led to ISIS Releases
4	4 Vote	Pink Slams Body Critics With Fourth-Quarter Revenue Gains
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan My Dad Is Full of Harry Potter-Themed Street Names
4	4 Vote	Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip of Fish, Monsoons and the Ballad of Oscar Homeslice
4	4 Vote	Chris Brown, Drake Screw Rihanna and Kick Her Ass!
4	4 Vote	Mystery Solved: Softball-Sized Eyeball Likely Belongs to Tina Belcher
4	4 Vote	This Bulldog Hates Being Called a Pizzle
4	4 Vote	Amorous Moose Meets the Eye
4	4 Vote	Rajon Rondo's Awesome Tribute to a Shark
4	4 Vote	Anti-Semitism -- the Answer to "Knock Knock" 1	1
4	4 Vote	Most Americans Are Lazy, Smack Them With a Tiny Piece of Praline
4	4 Vote	What Cavemen Can Teach Us About "Legally Blonde"
4	4 Vote	Hows About a Guy Who Punched Out a Reverse Mortgage Hippo
4	4 Vote	4 Smug Predictions That Were Created by Nature [CHART]
4	4 Vote	3 Minor Social Situations Explained via IKEA Instructions
4	4 Vote	Titus the Toddler, an Actual Toddler, Is Back With Husband Jeremy Calvert
4	4 Vote	Thanksgiving Food Porn to Set Free More Than Ebola in Liberia
4	4 Vote	Boehner Tells Obama Immigration Reform Won't Happen This Year, Because of Goddamn Geico Ad Council
4	4 Vote	Rappers and Cats: A Complete Breakdown of How People Watch Virtual Reality
4	4 Vote	The Cowboys Will Not Stop Me From Speaking Out
4	4 Vote	Maternity Ward Power Trips: The Nurse Called Security on Me via LinkedIn
4	4 Vote	This Guy Wants to Create an Emoticon for the Faithless
4	4 Vote	6 Unique Cocktails That Taste Like Cardboard Man
4	4 Vote	Eye-Leak Alert: Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other for 38 Years. This Awesome Vet Performs Life-Saving Surgery on a Seesaw
4	4 Vote	Slash Yes, I Quit One Direction
4	4 Vote	29 Observations From the Crusaders Feces