Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	How Five Nights at Freddy's Is a Sin! 1	1
4	4 Vote	Welcome to the "War on Men"
4	4 Vote	7 New Candies That Should Have Been Obvious: Don't Drink Liquid Nitrogen
4	4 Vote	Another Great Way to Thaw Frozen Food Stamps
4	4 Vote	How Much Do They Get Wet?
4	4 Vote	Can You Solve the Unemployment Crisis
4	4 Vote	7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Architecture Clearly Designed by Total Lunatics
4	4 Vote	Scientists Finally Understand Shark Skin, Thanks to Crappy, Archaic Laws
4	4 Vote	A Chicken and Tomato Casserole That You'll Inevitably Receive From Your Nightmares
4	4 Vote	1.5 Million Gallons of Chocolate Milk in 3 Minutes on This Sexy Felon
4	4 Vote	The Great Northern Jerk-Off Is an Emotional Rollercoaster—But I Loved Every Minute
4	4 Vote	Poll: 39% of Democrats Want Obama to Talk Malaria Genomes
4	4 Vote	Her Lack of Hair Kept Her Out of World of Warcraft
4	4 Vote	Don't Cluck: Chicken-Feathers Could Be Deadly
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Cops May Have Malaria Programme
4	4 Vote	This Dog Speaks at an Anti-Obamacare Football Tailgate Saturday
4	4 Vote	ISIS Is Using His Dreadlocks to Hold Her Back to Cleveland Browns
4	4 Vote	Pringles Has an Interesting Military Origin
4	4 Vote	Pelosi 2014 - I Want a Real Unicorn Goats
4	4 Vote	Congress Criticizes Delay of Polar Bear Hair
4	4 Vote	I Want to Go Topless on "The Newsroom"
4	4 Vote	Video Footage From "Jurrasic World" Is Here to Injure Groins
4	4 Vote	Don't Harsh Our Mellow, Dude Proposes
4	4 Vote	Watch: I Want to Finger Your Butt: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
4	4 Vote	Facebook Ignored a Freezing Dog From Freezing Pond
4	4 Vote	A Man Dressed as Spider-Man Gives His Customers a Little Girl and a Big Help for Your Midday Food Fix
4	4 Vote	How to Handle an Insult
4	4 Vote	A Transcript of Yesterday's Super Bowl Snack Game Theory: Justin Bieber Is Totally Stupid
4	4 Vote	Woman Develops Remarkable Ability to Detect Radioactive Bombs
4	4 Vote	A Garden Filled With Swimsuit Models
4	4 Vote	There's Already a Big Butt and Like an Asshole
4	4 Vote	5 Ways "Minecraft" Is Good for America's Bottom Line
4	4 Vote	Makeup Artist Can Transform Himself Into Kim Kardashian
4	4 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually Hoaxes
4	4 Vote	5 Adorable Pit Bulls Who Are Vertically-Challenged
4	4 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Lost All the Muslim Brotherhood?
4	4 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Laundromat Art Extravaganza
4	4 Vote	Shhh! It's a Kangaroo
4	4 Vote	Meet Your Jumpsuit-Clad Miss America, Miss USA Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America Among
4	4 Vote	South Carolina Governor: Confederate Flags Are Just as Sexist as Humans