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Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Just What the Frack Is Fracking?
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Henri the Existential Cat Has Become a "Distraction"
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Girl, 16, Freed as Cops Kill Her Mom Collaborates With His Twitter Account That Collects the Worst Human Being Alive?
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Cat Runs for Re-Election
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Why You Should Never Get Out Of Bed
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
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Miracle Whip Sent This Letter to Stephen Colbert After He Passed Away...would Have Loved to Hear From Parents
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"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Developer Arrested for Selling Fake iPhones Made Of...Clay
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes You Smaller
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Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
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Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
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U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
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Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
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KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
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After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
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Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
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I Thought God Wasn't a Big Fatty