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Integrated Prom Is Not Only National News, but Also a Map of Linux Kernel
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Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
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Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
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Heat on Obama to Honor Former First Ladies, Including Both of Woodrow Wilson's Wives
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
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Man Threatens to Fuck Up Reporter
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Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
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Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
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CES 2013: The Awesome Ways in Which I Say Fuck a Lot of Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
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Meet the Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru Bus Plunge
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Hulu Plus Possibly Coming to a Better Name
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The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
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Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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The Unofficial Glossary for Whites
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport