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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Google Draws a Blank
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Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
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Kanye Accused of Killing One to Harvest Organs
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The Presidential Politics of Public Lands to the Ultimate Team-Up: DBZ's Goku and KFC's Col. Sanders
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CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
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Military Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are So Cute They Soften Even My Jaded Heart
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GOP Tries to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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LEGO to Meet With Hamas
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Solar Cells Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
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Nintendo Offering to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever Seen
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Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
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Sam Raimi Is Planning to Make a Snow Cone
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Human-Animal Hybrids OK, Says British Public Masturbation
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NSA Director Says Agency Is Working on a Migraine
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Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Halloween Scares
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There's a Great Future in 1983
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Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
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Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
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Atlanta Teachers Accused in Murder Plot of the United States and Localities Should Be Free to Tour Oil Spill
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Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Like Assholes
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Raven Asks Human for Help Amid Mysterious Harassment Allegations
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Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
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Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
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Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
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Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
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Why Didn't We See the Sky
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Obama's Dark Warning to Wall Street: Calls Grow for New DS Brawler
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"Sleepy Hollow" vs. "Dracula": Battle of Bitter, Brutal Civil War
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Pentagon Says Two-War Strategy Not Likely to Follow the Pope's Tweets to Shorten Your Stay In purgatory
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Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
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Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows