Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
3	3 Vote	Lots of Dudes Aspire to Be a Cheerleader
4	4 Vote	The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in the History of Cat GIFs
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
7	7 Vote	Obama's New Pledge to Send 80,000 People to Complain About "Reverse Racism"
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
2	2 Vote	Far-Right French Candidate: I'm Voting for Women?
2	2 Vote	China Launches Crew Into Space, PayPal Says It Captured "Enemy Drone"
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
4	4 Vote	Vet, 88, Finally Gets Some Street Cred
2	2 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Be Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake Plissken
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
9	9 Vote	How Long It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
4	4 Vote	Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Joystick
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
3	3 Vote	Chinese Farmer Jailed for Being on "New Kids" Turf
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
2	2 Vote	Republican Congressman Tries to Blow Up Co-Op, Again
2	2 Vote	Largest Feathered Dinosaur Yet Discovered in Munich Apartment
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
6	6 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Skew Scuba Surveys
7	7 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Birth Control Pill
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
8	8 Vote	Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off Own Feet
9	9 Vote	Dad Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
23	23 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
5	5 Vote	These Majestic Wildlife Photos Will Now Graciously Accept Your Applause
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
9	9 Vote	An Interview With a Vacuum Cleaner
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
51	51 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle

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