Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
18	18 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Outed as a Child
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
69	69 Vote	Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
5	5 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Own Government
39	39 Vote	Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings 1	1
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
8	8 Vote	Florida House Passes a Bill That Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
6	6 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New iPad Significantly Warmer Than Previous iPads?
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
1	1 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Queue Warner Bros. Films on Netflix Instant Streaming
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
41	41 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
248	248 Vote	Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet
21	21 Vote	Obama Looks to Sell $100,000 Arcade Game Collection
5	5 Vote	The NSA Deserves a Super (Mario) Farewell
9	9 Vote	Mitt Romney Profiting Off Chinese Fans by Buying Manga Rights
74	74 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
5	5 Vote	Sailor Moon's Biker Gang Cosplay Girls Are Asked to Identify Popular Japanese Character Types
5	5 Vote	Designer Creates a Hive Mind Out of the Ruins of Detroit and Wall Street: Be Concerned

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