Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
6	6 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With "Bullet-Time"
9	9 Vote	Evil Brains Invade the Netherlands
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
4	4 Vote	Coral Reefs Are Taking Names and Fighting Back
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
2	2 Vote	Retired FDNY Firefighter Tells Chilling Story of a Live 8-Foot Long Oarfish
5	5 Vote	Does Anyone Have Mark Zuckerberg's Cell Number? Something Awful Might Happen to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
113	113 Vote	It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
8	8 Vote	Middle Schooler Dies After Becoming Beached
32	32 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
82	82 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
6	6 Vote	Cocky Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic, Woman Sends It to Rig Student Body President Election – Gets Year in Jail
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
5	5 Vote	London Soldier Hacked to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
9	9 Vote	Americans Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
4	4 Vote	Apple Releases Its Spores as "Mushroom Clouds"
2	2 Vote	Amazon Plans to Pull Off Lamest Heist Ever at Four Seasons Hotel
2	2 Vote	Tacocopter - Flying Robots Deliver Tacos to You From... Valve?
2	2 Vote	Meet the Hottest Trend in Recent Korean Television: Time Travel. For Love
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
4	4 Vote	Possible Tornado Touches Down on Senate Floor
5	5 Vote	Time Travel Q. & A. With a Cat?
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
4	4 Vote	50 Years Later, a Terrible Idea
7	7 Vote	Pets, "Pizza" & Porn Among New Bungie Copyrights
6	6 Vote	All Quiet on the Internet With A Cat
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Sperm Whales Adopt a Dog at Denver 4/20 Celebration
3	3 Vote	Opting Out of My Right Shoe
7	7 Vote	Why Everyone Is Dying of Dysentery
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
127	127 Vote	Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit

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