Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Solitary Confinement
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
8	8 Vote	Bush Returns to Haunt My Dreams
6	6 Vote	Minecraft Leaves the Earth, Heads Into Space Exploration
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
7	7 Vote	OK, OK, I Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
2	2 Vote	Don't Tell Me How to Make a Warhol Knockoff
119	119 Vote	Could You Build Your Own Poop?
52	52 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Inspire Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
15	15 Vote	Passengers Trapped on Trampoline
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
8	8 Vote	Judge Tells FBI They Can't Use "Liberal Media Bias" as an Official Religion
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
174	174 Vote	Couples Have Sex in Relationships
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
2	2 Vote	Tennessee Passes "Monkey Bill" to Teach School Kids How to Get Laid
2	2 Vote	Google's Galaxy Nexus on Verizon Would Be a Circus of Misery
4	4 Vote	The Horsehead Nebula Gets a New Processor
7	7 Vote	Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
4	4 Vote	Study Makes a Case for Boobs on Breastplates
2	2 Vote	Man Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism
7	7 Vote	Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
7	7 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
83	83 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
8	8 Vote	Virgin Galactic Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendant
40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
6	6 Vote	NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
10	10 Vote	When Assholes Use the Nuke 1	1
18	18 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
5	5 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
127	127 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Choice
9	9 Vote	The Troubles Have Just Begun According to Jesus
8	8 Vote	Meet Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
7	7 Vote	Look at These Damn Fine Restaurants
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die

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