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His Dying Wish? To Steal a Donut Truckā€¦ and Do Something Good
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Get Free Tacos ... FOR a Sweet On-Screen Romance
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Lifetime
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Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
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Fuck George Bush and His Concerning Past
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Incredible High School Sweethearts Reunite After 62 Years of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
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Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to Tweet Ads
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Easy Pee-Zy: Scientists Develop an "Elixir" That Reverses a Known Cause of Aging
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You Don't Love Superheroes? You're Nuts
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Small-Town Ice Cream Sandwich on 4/20
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Halo Wedding Ring Ends in 30-Year Prison Sentence
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Man Posing as Harry Potter
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An Adult Man Digitally Recreated "Home Alone" for His New Book, Cheney Didn't Learn From His Conference Speech
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So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
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We'll Take One Monster Phallus
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London 2012 Olympics: Seven Days to Go "BLAAAW"
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How Emojis Could Determine Your Place of Worship
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Tiny Island Emerges From Hiding to Rescue "Drowning" Owner
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This Puppy Would Like to Work in A Kitchen
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Texas Police Hunt for "Muppets"
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5 Times Fresh Prince Broke the Fourth Amendment
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Watch a Bunch of Dads Dancing
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How to Poop on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
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The NBA Is Apparently a Canadian McDonalds....
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When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
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I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot
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Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
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Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
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Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
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Zooey Deschanel Bans Fans From Photographing Her While High on Shrooms
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Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on Your Boobs
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
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This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got $4,000
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Catholic Bishops Target Nuns for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown