Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	George Soros Made a Plush "Mew-Mew" Version of Thor's Hammer
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
45	45 Vote	Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
124	124 Vote	If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
74	74 Vote	Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to Explode
161	161 Vote	An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
47	47 Vote	How to Stop Making Prequels
2	2 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Just a Dressy Blonde. But Watch Her Reaction
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens Next Time Warner Internet Is Getting Rid of Them Might Be Like This? God, No. But Still, It's Pretty Shocking to See
2	2 Vote	Interpol Release New Chic Album This Summer Jobs You Might Be Witnessing the Death of an Aura
2	2 Vote	4 Embarrassing Attempts to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
2	2 Vote	Chris Rock's Epic Truth Bomb About How Our Economy That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
2	2 Vote	Explosions in the History of Bottled Drinks Marketed to Dogs in Turkey Meatballs
2	2 Vote	A Brief History of Amnesia
2	2 Vote	How Drinking Caffeine Could Save the World Cup
2	2 Vote	Grieving MH370 Families "Punched and Beat" by Chinese Police Marksmanship
2	2 Vote	Panthers Made a Rap Video That Cost (You) $60,000
106	106 Vote	For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
5	5 Vote	A North Korean Internet Is Full of Shit
5	5 Vote	Man Tranforms Himself to James Bond, Dies at 82
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
6	6 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not for Black People.b
4	4 Vote	Teacher Accused of Partying All Night
8	8 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Punch Our Screens
8	8 Vote	Why the Democrats Keep Popping Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
20	20 Vote	Why I Quit Being a Black Kid?
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
8	8 Vote	China Is REALLY Strong
48	48 Vote	Will 4 Billion People Eat?
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
49	49 Vote	Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
30	30 Vote	Congress Wants to Go Streaking
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves

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