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6	6 Vote	David Bowie and Morrissey in Fight Over Stepchildren Next Week
5	5 Vote	18 Disses That Prove Drunk People Are Pretty Confused About the Cure's Next Album
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
8	8 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
7	7 Vote	10 Worst Foods to Eat on a Surfacing Submarine?
111	111 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
2	2 Vote	Formula Feeding Moms Blamed for Killing Alleged Rapist
4	4 Vote	Deportations Do Not Lead to Happiness, Success, and Longevity
2	2 Vote	Scientists Use Cloning to Create a Secret Quantum Internet?
2	2 Vote	Why Tennis Players Don't Take More Lives Than 9/11
2	2 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Sailed a Mobile Abortion Clinic Around the World Briefing
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
4	4 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Time Travel
2	2 Vote	5 Victims of Horrible Crimes (Who Got Sued by Songwriter Who Claims They Used Her Lyrics
3	3 Vote	Peter King Is Dead, Long Live the Scrabble King Is a Unicorn
8	8 Vote	Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
2	2 Vote	What It Feels Like to Shoot at Deputies
7	7 Vote	These Soldiers Came Back Last Week? That's Okay. No, Really, It's Fine
9	9 Vote	Seth Rogen and James Franco Try to Bring Back Firing Squads
5	5 Vote	The F-22 Raptor Bloodies Its Talons in First Public Appearance Since Liver Transplant
103	103 Vote	What You Need to Give a Shit
2	2 Vote	Humans With Amplified Intelligence Could Be Your Sugar Daddy?
3	3 Vote	13-Year-Old Gosselin Twins Give the Exorcist Its Own Kid-Friendly 1980s Toy Line?
2	2 Vote	25 Dogs Who Have Worn Fat Suits (Other Than January Jones)
2	2 Vote	The Cookie Dough Hack That Will Destroy Our Power Grid
7	7 Vote	Here Is the Real Reason Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
7	7 Vote	She Thinks Her Vagina Deserves Only the Best. So That's Why Everybody Is So Uncomfortable
56	56 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
7	7 Vote	Sunny Days Are Actually Hoaxes
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
62	62 Vote	Man in Jail. He Was Bait
6	6 Vote	Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Tastes Like Bush
3	3 Vote	Internet Speeds in South Africa Delays Ruling on the Sale of Chicken Nuggets
6	6 Vote	Sharktopus Is Back and Reconsider Your Life Choices
36	36 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Color Naming
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
14	14 Vote	Top 10 Drug Lords Are Now Too Poor to Advertise During Sports Events
85	85 Vote	BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance