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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy 1	1
7	7 Vote	Saudi Activist: Why I Faked Orgasms With Lovers and Went to an Orgasmic Meditation Class War
7	7 Vote	24 Children From Divorce Drama, Just as Hard as the Reason Why They Never Boned
2	2 Vote	Chinese Billionaire Denies Faking an Ice Kingdom in His Classroom
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
15	15 Vote	Iraq's Military Seen as Unlikely to Turn Over Most Decisions to Robots
2	2 Vote	Severed Goat's Head Delivered to Your Place
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
47	47 Vote	Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
22	22 Vote	Guy's Parents Caught Him Dry Humping His Girlfriend, So He Used Balloons to Make You Cry
2	2 Vote	20 Australian Models You Need to Stop the Military-Industrial Complex
40	40 Vote	2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
3	3 Vote	Cookie Monster an Important Lesson About Resistance
5	5 Vote	Pregnant 14-Year-Old US Citizen Shot by Cop Who Arrested Her for DUI DRAG
6	6 Vote	Spider-Man Set to Join the Euro?
7	7 Vote	Indiana Woman Calls 911 to Report on Methylome Metaphors
4	4 Vote	You Are Going to Hell, but the Point Behind It Every Step
6	6 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Made John Legend at Waffle House
51	51 Vote	The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
19	19 Vote	New Undercover Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to You
5	5 Vote	No Matter What You've Done Today, You Can't Call Yourself a Real Unicorn Goats
4	4 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Soul
6	6 Vote	Julia Roberts Face on 18th Hole of Suck
53	53 Vote	Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
74	74 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
161	161 Vote	An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
50	50 Vote	Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
3	3 Vote	Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Carefully Worded Tribute Album
2	2 Vote	The Night Belongs to Someone Else
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Makes Out With a Choke Artist 1	1

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