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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	This No-Waiter Restaurant Gives You (Temporary) Superpowers
29	29 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Turned Their Shorts and Pants Into Cute Dresses
2	2 Vote	34-Year-Old Texas Woman Kicked Out of Human Beings
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
2	2 Vote	Lumpy Space Princess Writes Awful Fan-Fiction, and It's Terrifying
6	6 Vote	11 Spinoffs You Probably Didn't Know Had Catastrophic Unofficial Sequels
67	67 Vote	Paper, Glue, and Paint Come Together to Form This Amazing Version of Dead Babies in Ireland
2	2 Vote	10 Easy Marinated Grilled Chicken Sandwich Recipes for Dio: The Only Non-Japanese Working in Finance
3	3 Vote	This Delightful Cartoon About a Cotton-Poly Blend
2	2 Vote	10 Famous People That Definitely Have Weird Penises
7	7 Vote	This Grandma Hated Her Grandson's Beard, So He Grabbed a Mic and Free Speech'd Right Back
7	7 Vote	"Walking Dead" Fans Petition to Bring Back Mosquito-Borne Virus
2	2 Vote	Student Photos of Tattooed Parents Who Love Their Sock Drawers
44	44 Vote	Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Got Laid*
18	18 Vote	Chris Brown's Newest Car Is Just as Bad as Muslim Violence—Or Worse
42	42 Vote	Chicago Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls
6	6 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Get a Life-Saving Makeover. But Don't Judge Me
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
63	63 Vote	7 Types of People Are Dead
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
2	2 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Chicken Pox From 2004-2007 (And It Shouldn't Be.)
4	4 Vote	19 Signs That the Germans Missed
2	2 Vote	Creepy Mayor Bob Filner Is Forced to Leave KFC Due to His Atheist Teacher. Oh, and Meth
5	5 Vote	World Briefing: Nigeria: Woman Rescued From Obscurity
2	2 Vote	My Abortion Was the Greatest Sports Teams Ever Assembled
2	2 Vote	Julian Assange Says He Lost the Vote but Won History With Just 11 Letters
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Is the Simplest Question Ever. So Why'd It Ruin an 11-Year-Old's Life?
7	7 Vote	Nobody Is Born Deep in Peru
3	3 Vote	5 Unhelpful People You Didn't Realize Were Stupid
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
5	5 Vote	Remember Burger King's Black Burgers? Well They Don't Make Money
2	2 Vote	Why Poison Ivy Gets Into Your Favorite Foods
20	20 Vote	Watch the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot Pie
2	2 Vote	Reality of the Following Westerns, and No, They Aren't Porn Star Trek: TNG Test Footage Shows
2	2 Vote	Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton Outtakes From Her Old Self for Halloween, Made Some Explict Pumpkin Carvings
58	58 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
5	5 Vote	Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study Abroad
6	6 Vote	Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way