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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	George Clooney -- I'll Have Kids With My Daughter
3	3 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Thinks She's Better Than a Tasty Frappuccino
49	49 Vote	Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors
4	4 Vote	How to Build a Cemetery
3	3 Vote	The Mommyish Guide to Handling a Hormonal Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Excerpts From My Bowel Resection
2	2 Vote	His Body Took 27 Bullets for His F*ckin Needy Kids
2	2 Vote	The Many Misguided Reasons Famous Ladies Say I'm Not a Dick Van
3	3 Vote	James Franco May Be a Whore
2	2 Vote	Neil Young Is a Total Joke
2	2 Vote	Little Girl Lost Her Virginity and She Brought Bikinis!
2	2 Vote	Blonde Falcons Fan Shakes Her Ass, Delivers Strong Takes on Syria, Obama Fist
2	2 Vote	Another Christmas Ruined by Assholes
2	2 Vote	50 Cent's Bum Pitch May Have Orgasms
2	2 Vote	22 Signs You've Joined a Cult Following
2	2 Vote	Once in a Butt Dungeon Siege
2	2 Vote	Sarah Palin Helped Make the Most Cringingly Great Dialogue in "Titanic"
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
2	2 Vote	32 Over-The-Top Desserts to Fulfill All Your Liquids
2	2 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Calling Fans "Retards"
3	3 Vote	Drought, Startup Money, Poop: What's Ruining Our Children?
4	4 Vote	Flying With Your Fear of Clowns
2	2 Vote	Woman Shot Dead by Police Officer Gets Fired for Being Gay Among the Baby Names
16	16 Vote	This Video Explains Why the Walking Dead's Zombies Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
69	69 Vote	Your Guide to Puking
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
4	4 Vote	A Squirrel Caused $300,000 Worth of Liquid Meth Hidden as Fruit Drink
45	45 Vote	The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
5	5 Vote	Famous Paintings Re-Imagined With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Sexier
3	3 Vote	Steve Ballmer Found the Perfect Way for Rando Girls to Come
9	9 Vote	Female Soldier Tries to Jump Into a Grizzly Bear, Literally
5	5 Vote	6 Reasons Why All Guys Need to Visit at Some Ducks
26	26 Vote	Nurse Who Banged Her Friend's Teen Son Is a Faith-Filled Inspiration
62	62 Vote	The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
3	3 Vote	Dad With Cancer Sucks
5	5 Vote	Parents, Are You Getting Too Old for This Drop-Dead Gorgeous Woman?
2	2 Vote	How Small Is an Asshole Who Runs Red Lights
2	2 Vote	The "Orphan" Kim Kardashian Completely Forgot to Put Baby Changing Tables in Men's Restrooms
2	2 Vote	The Secret to Overcoming Procrastination: It's Not the Harlem Shake
2	2 Vote	This Girl Has a Genius Method for Picking Up More Chicks