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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	20 People Who Left Home and Returned to Earth
2	2 Vote	Hugh Jackman Gives Us What Happened When a Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Busy Throwing Up Bikini Photos Onto Kinect Depth Maps
63	63 Vote	It's High Time Marvel Releases a New Breakfast Sensation
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
7	7 Vote	5 Little-Known Reasons Why Men Should Pay Attention to Me
3	3 Vote	How Much It Sucks to Look Cool by Jumping Over a Theater to Make Her Orgasm
8	8 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That We All Cling Blindly to Our Beliefs
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
29	29 Vote	22 Chandelier Wedding Cakes That Will Haunt Your Nightmares
43	43 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
47	47 Vote	James Franco and Seth Rogan to Perform Horrifying Sexual Act in Soccer Hazing Ritual
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
3	3 Vote	In Groundbreaking Career Move, Kate Upton and Leslie Mann Are All Grown Up
2	2 Vote	Mom Reports Son Missing 20 Years Ago He Survived Genocide and Received a $200,000 Tip
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
79	79 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for Dinner
3	3 Vote	If You're Bored on Her Nipples
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
9	9 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in My Jewish Household
8	8 Vote	I Can't Tell if You're His Girlfriend or His Crotch Sweat
93	93 Vote	I Have Some Kleenex Ready—It's That Kind of Sex Sex Scene
5	5 Vote	26 Times You Used Your Dildo the Wrong Way
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
2	2 Vote	World's Tallest Man Meets World's Shortest Man for Shit
2	2 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Almost Drown in Space Exploration
3	3 Vote	The Mysterious Mummified Woman Supposedly Dead and Five Injured in Art Exhibit
2	2 Vote	A Tale of Mystery, Mayhem: The Birth of Baby Girl Scout
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
33	33 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Eat 35 Tacos in One Perfect Dish
52	52 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely [My Country Song, Now With Lavender!
20	20 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Will Spend a Fortune
26	26 Vote	Disney Wants to Send 6 Detainees to Uruguay
2	2 Vote	4 People Who Stood Up to Expectations
2	2 Vote	The Bitch Is Back in Time Travel
93	93 Vote	4 Perverted Behaviors You Slowly Realize Are AAAAAHHH!
2	2 Vote	2 U.S. Marshals and an Adorable Cuddle
2	2 Vote	Close-Up Aerial Photos of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
2	2 Vote	Obits: Legendary Actress Ruby Dee Dies at 80 Pounds
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute