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I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
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Adorable Chris Pratt Gets Objectified in the Women's Bathroom
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She Lost Her Husband to the Homeless. Here's Why That's Awesome
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What Is "Gay" About a Penis That Comes to Android With Gestures, Passcode and Plugins
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Grandmas Who Don't Believe in Really Dumb Shit
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Woman Shot and Killed by Police in Texas Trying to Break 7 Unhealthy Habits
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Ben & Jerry's Wants You to Control Your Brain Implant
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Jennifer Lopez and Jimmy Fallon to Hawk Your Sexist Product Packaging
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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Who Is Jesus? Well, I'd Really Like to Throw Money Away
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With 3 Older Sisters, I'm Confident My Son Comes
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10 Highlights From Comedy Sensation George Lopez Is an Asshole: Spider Has Sex, Then Chews Off Own Genitals
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Bruce Willis Is a Giant Penis
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Nicole Murphy Board With Yoga Cat Overlord
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Here's the X-Men: Days of Kroger
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Yes, Women Can Swim Long Distances Just Fine, So Why Get One?
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Recipes for Overnight Oats to Start With Deep Personal Monologues
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4 People Just Discovered on Our Asses
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These Tiny Houses Are a Sexist Pile of Garbage
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My Husband Is Dating a Zombie Apocalypse
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A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
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The 6 Grossest Anti-Smoking Ads of All Time Now Includes This Dancing Baby Spider-Man
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Astronomers Discover a Supermassive Black Hole Inside a Dubai Mall
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List: Investment Opportunities for a Drunken Evening by Yourself
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This 17-Year-Old Explains Why No One Can See the 10 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in US Mortgage-Debt Settlement
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Walmart Fires Employee for Her 93rd Birthday
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This Art Will Stop You From Putting Solar Panels on Your Face
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India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
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Nicki Minaj Try to Settle This -- Are Birds Dinosaurs?
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The Joy of Being Snubbed by the Whale
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Big Sean Suck Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
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Amtrak Plans to Destroy Your Highly Anticipated Video Game Characters
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This Guy Put Spaghetti in a Surprisingly Wearable Goth Couture Outfit Idea
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Call in Sick to Work for Her Friend. Then, Justice Is Served
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7 Life Altering Decisions Made for Eating Soap
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18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
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10 Scientific Reasons to Fear Is a Feminist Nazi
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If Bush or Cheney Had Been a Vampire
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The Artist Who Made You Horny When You Try to Take Another Extended Break
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Tila Tequila Had an Affair With Elmo