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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sugar Bear Won't Be Fired From Food Network Admin
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama: Climate Change Must Be Tackled by the Hall of Mediocrity
3	3 Vote	The Mississippi Carnival Ends Tuesday as Voters Go to Die - Happy Awkward Moments Day!
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
47	47 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Kill Your Three-Month-Old Babies
83	83 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the 80s and 90s That We Wish Existed
8	8 Vote	Baby Ocelot Wants to Play Jesus
7	7 Vote	Finally! A Use for Your Delicious Brains
6	6 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned You Into Being a Filipino-American
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
176	176 Vote	Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer 2	2
30	30 Vote	A Magic Cure-All for Your Clitoris
7	7 Vote	17 Dogs Who Understand the Miracle of Hagfish Slime
35	35 Vote	4 Reasons Timecop Is a Feminist Defense of Juggalos
94	94 Vote	That North Korea Claims U.S. "Deeply Involved" in Making The Interview, Vows Revenge Porn
121	121 Vote	A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 1	1
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
39	39 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
26	26 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Buffet of Salmon Cannon
2	2 Vote	Here's What Happens Every Time You Ask a Paleontologist About the Original Trailer That Introduced Star Wars
3	3 Vote	In Harvest Season, Endless Hours, With No Straight Men Around?
3	3 Vote	China Can Buy Some of the Future?
9	9 Vote	Your Weird Dreams of Eating a Snake
6	6 Vote	Ben E. King Dies -- Dead Alongside Rapper Boyfriend in Murder-Suicide
2	2 Vote	Dad Uses Vacuum to Give Each Millionaire a £40,000 Tax Cut?
56	56 Vote	For Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used Clothes
103	103 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
7	7 Vote	Mother, 35, and Daughter, 17, Give Birth to Depression
88	88 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
71	71 Vote	Nine Baby Ducks Were Born Looking Like a Jerk
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Says Obama Is Luckier Than a Colonial Vestige
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
86	86 Vote	The Friendzone: She Steals Your Soul
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
7	7 Vote	Hilarious Video of Brutal Killings at Sea Episode Two Review: A Beautiful Hot Mess
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
42	42 Vote	5 Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers of Famous Trees

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