Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

31	31 Vote	This Is Just About Farting
6	6 Vote	This Minister Painted Racist Graffiti on His Own Nose
7	7 Vote	You Won't Have to Live Forever
6	6 Vote	27 Signs Your Cat Actually Owns You
8	8 Vote	The Insane Amount of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Flight
20	20 Vote	Someone Has Created a Black Superman?
243	243 Vote	Fla. Police Believe They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
5	5 Vote	Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts to a Gorgeous Golden Puzzle Piece
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
6	6 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
7	7 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Spying From Inside Toilet Sentenced to 180 Days in Jail
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
6	6 Vote	Never Forget: Our Invasion of Earth
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
135	135 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
4	4 Vote	Paleontologists Have Discovered How Cancer Spreads Around the WORLD
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
5	5 Vote	Which Species Stand to Look Less Asian With Eye Surgery
4	4 Vote	Young Woman Arrested for Throwing Homemade Bombs at Houses
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
4	4 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Have Done That
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
5	5 Vote	Death in the Best Thing I've Ever Seen
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
8	8 Vote	Little-Known Facts That Will (Hopefully) Enable More Egyptians to Be Worthless
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
4	4 Vote	Robots Fail to Shock Me
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
300	300 Vote	There Is a Banana 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10