Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
6	6 Vote	Everyone Calm the Eff Down: Birth Control Won't Make You Skip Black Friday
5	5 Vote	This Is Reality for Many Divorced Women, Having to Deal With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
4	4 Vote	These Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
105	105 Vote	Stockings the Cat Is Out Of Control
268	268 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Because of Low demand
7	7 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Bunch of Food Stamps
8	8 Vote	AWESOME: Dance Party Breaks Out Above an Erupting Volcano
5	5 Vote	How to Survive the Wrath of Khan
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
4	4 Vote	French Presidential Election With 1 Candidate
239	239 Vote	Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore 1	1
4	4 Vote	17 Signs You're Not Gonna Believe This
4	4 Vote	For $25,000, You Can Now Govern
80	80 Vote	New IRS Head Is an Evil Whore
4	4 Vote	Jeff Garlin Arrested, Briefly Jailed for Faking War Record
6	6 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make You Feel Old
10	10 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Weep Brain Fluid
5	5 Vote	This Is What Happened Next
4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams Apologizes for "Retard" Bottle cap
4	4 Vote	New Information About Anal Sex?
95	95 Vote	Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
65	65 Vote	The Queen of England Just Happens to Win the Oscars This Year
5	5 Vote	Internet-Famous Preteen Metalheads Are Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections
8	8 Vote	Man Found Shot to Death by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
9	9 Vote	Danny Trejo Wants You to Know About the Elderly People He Endangered
9	9 Vote	An Interview With a Vacuum Cleaner
7	7 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Dating
6	6 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman on First Date
135	135 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
9	9 Vote	How Can I Create a Homemade Museum Of death
76	76 Vote	Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
6	6 Vote	Sega Says Visual Redesign Is the Internet With A Cat
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat
4	4 Vote	Oliver Stone Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting