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Voted Headlines

219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
6	6 Vote	4 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History That Would Make Dating Way Easier
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
15	15 Vote	Don't Look Now, but We're Dooming an Entire Swimming Pool
203	203 Vote	10 Badass Ways to Eat Dirt
7	7 Vote	Just Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
6	6 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for Asking Twitter if It's OK to Do the Right Thing
59	59 Vote	Listen to the Farting Wrestler
32	32 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help With Your Life Expectancy
6	6 Vote	God Pitches Winter Soldier
5	5 Vote	Justin Timberlake Went to McDonald's
500	500 Vote	Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
2	2 Vote	This Week of Course
114	114 Vote	Terrifying Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Years, Takes Half-Hour to Correct
5	5 Vote	Childrens Hospital: The Return of the Day He Died
7	7 Vote	7 Reasons to Write Like a Sex Offender
8	8 Vote	Rihanna Would Like to Inhale Your Favorite Books
291	291 Vote	These Scientists Made This Thing
5	5 Vote	Macy's Has a Weird Personal Hygiene Confession
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
62	62 Vote	Iranian Officials Say Hi
9	9 Vote	10 Wedding Cakes That Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians
4	4 Vote	You Might Want to Get Ryan Seacrest Back on the Subcontinent
6	6 Vote	Here's What Happens When Dragons Go to Jail
4	4 Vote	Which Came First, the Chicken or the Terrorism and Now I See This Future
7	7 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Believe What the Tigers of Thailand Are Actually Thinking
6	6 Vote	Our STAGEPLAY OF JAWS 2 WILL Make You Spit Out Liquid Dramatically
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
12	12 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of People You've Dated
4	4 Vote	How to Not Share Sexy Pics
4	4 Vote	Psychic Test Cards Were Actually Invented to Make Your Skin Crawl
9	9 Vote	17 Signs You're Addicted to Drinking Petrol