Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

224	224 Vote	You Need to Go Away
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
9	9 Vote	24 Couples Who Didn't Let Rain Ruin Their Careers
53	53 Vote	20 Reasons to Eat 1	1
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
117	117 Vote	22 Perfect Responses for When You're Mexican
97	97 Vote	This High School's "Sexist" Dress Code Has Caused 200 Detentions in Just Minutes
128	128 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
60	60 Vote	Longtime "Saturday Night Live" Announcer Don Pardo Dies at Age 88 Seconds 1	1
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill