Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	Obama Is One Hell of a Hip-Hop Icon
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
8	8 Vote	When Did You Just Shrug and Go WTF
30	30 Vote	The Loser's Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
60	60 Vote	One Heartbreaking Detail You Probably Didn't Know About Pistachios
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
95	95 Vote	Video: TAKE DOWN Elmo
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
7	7 Vote	There Are No More Party Hats: I Hate Birthday Parties
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
361	361 Vote	Study: College Makes You Miserable
75	75 Vote	Hacker Who Allegedly Stole $100 Million Lives in the Soul of Smurfette
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
101	101 Vote	This Week We're Taking a Leak
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs