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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses