Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva