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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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How to Make Black Friends
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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26 Puns That Are Holding You Back