Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1